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scoobdog

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  1. scoobdog
    The urine-soaked singles told me she was bad news. But I couldn't get those cotton...y locks cascading over her shoulders (?) out of my head.
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  3. scoobdog
    She tried to hide it with her pretty smile, but I could tell smell she'd seen her way through a few private booths in her day.
  4. scoobdog
    In walked this dame. She was a real country girl; I could see through the pretty flora frock that she had legs for miles.
  5. scoobdog
    Bad news. Your doctor and the union pres are in cahoots.
  6. scoobdog
    Have a good time, man.
  7. scoobdog
    No one wants your themes, dude.
  8. scoobdog
    Stop using literally wrong.
  9. scoobdog
    And you just got here too. What a shame.
  10. scoobdog
    Tic looks kind of flaming....
  11. scoobdog
    I dunno, thief. What's illicit?
  12. scoobdog
    He's going to have to have his brother broker a few more deals in illicit cases of soda pop.
  13. scoobdog
    Except his very relieved employer.
  14. scoobdog
    You're dying in AC.
  15. scoobdog
    Happy Birthday! You're not dead yet! Yay!
  16. scoobdog
    Jokes on you. You totally would have taken the Bimmer with the hooker.
  17. scoobdog
    That's not what he's getting on Facebook.
  18. scoobdog
    Without the weirdness or amusement.
  19. scoobdog
    Grand Theft will do.
  20. scoobdog
    That's the point.
  21. scoobdog
    Appropriately, she's tied up....
  22. scoobdog
    You'll have plenty of time once the casino cans your worthless ass.
  23. scoobdog
    Buddy is going to have to steam clean the carpet in the Bimmer.
  24. scoobdog
    Nah, they'll just fire you for cause. I think all those unclaimed bags will finally be avenged.
  25. scoobdog
    Hey Sisyphus, who knew hell would look like Jersey?
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