Last weekend, my bro and I finally got out to the Santa Cruz Mystery Spot. It's a bit out of town, but not much. It's a pretty good roadside attraction.
There are many reasons why you are an idiot, not the least of which is your apparent inability to Google places before you claim to have been there before.
Don't be silly.
They'll unionize, get paid guaranteed pennies to compete for not having to clean the shit off the walls, then spend time criticizing drunk businessmen and pink hairs.