scoobdog

You used that meme before... ...because you're boring.

Don't worry. I'm sure your porn is boring as you.

Totally the way to go. I decided to start mine from scratch and, ultimately, I always felt like it didn't have any cohesion as a story. Obviously, it was good enough to get my degree, but one of these days I'll need to revisit it an retool it. Is yours a two year program?

I believe it... Lke a mother fucking boss.

Man, that brings me back. My novella "thesis" was, I think, about 180 pages. It's been about 17 years, so I'd have to dig it up again. I tell you what - writing that thing was one of the best experiences I ever had. And, picking it up from the book binder was just a thrilling experience. If you don't mind me asking, how long have you been working on it?

That way it tastes nice and burnt.

So, I've been seeing someone new.

I was going to say - no balls, so can't possibly be that bad.

Being black also increases your chances.

I'll protect you.

...has purty lips.

That was mean. He just didn't want to bump into you.

That narrows it down to 49.

Congratulations! Now we're football rivals!

That's a bad sign.

While you're on WebMD, look up Smoker's Lung.

Probably out of dumpster scraps for added value.

White turkey is not real turkey. Not that you care since everything probably tastes like Marlboro to you.

Based on the hip pack? Seven.

Lol. The sandwich he posted had absolutely no color to it. Looks absolutely boring and tasteless, just like Kenny.

This. Even beard trimmers don't cut the thick course hair that grows down there, they just grab.

Fucking hilarious.

Means he's trying to win a bet.

Can I wear a mullet and sleeveless jean jacket? I want Fuggs to cum all over herself at the alter.