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I can just imagine him furiously typing with an eye movement tracker.

So... Are you going to be a paraplegic?

What about a muff?

PBR is a ight. I didn't know people hated it.

Last name initial.................... P Animal........................... Platypus Girls Name............... Patricia Boy's Name................... Perry Color...................... Peuce Name of a movie ...... Purple Rain Something you wear..... Pumps Drink.......................... Pina Colada Food........................ Pizza Item in bathroom.......... Peptol Bismo Place.................... Philadelphia Reason to be late..... Pumping tires

A scammer and a hacker.

So, you were contemplating suicide? Don't do it bro, they won't notice you're dead for weeks.

He's been on a mission to destroy his legacy ever since he started acting.

I went to a nerd convention too. Saw a DuckTales sneak peak.

Satan would need something more irresistible....

There's a hollow point-like fragmenting shell, purportedly. It doesn't tear through people like the OP describes, either.

Lol. Cowfucker liked your dream.

Or you could try remembering things unrelated to you getting dick.

Clearly, you have early on set Alzheimer's.

Are you saying you're going to fire hollow point slugs out of a shotgun?. How does that work?

It wasn't feeble. In fact, it was an excellent joke, unlike the grade school punnies you make.

Yes. All while motorboating Jessica Rabbit.

I don't have a hood and my ceiling isn't stained when I fry things. I also don't smoke cigarettes while cooking.

If you're just going to pour them into a cup with a stated accurate size, you don't need to weigh them. You can look at them and tell they're not the same size and visual confirmation would override any potential perceived variance in weight.

Not unless you smoke while you cook.

Cups that are the same size and, thus, contain the same volume?

You're that guy... the one guy in a circle jerk that just has hold everything up while you compare.

Musician. Poetry. FInish Carpentry.

Probably because you made it up.