scoobdog

... "Furacious?"

I used to like rice chex, but that's only because I use to pour half the sugar dispenser on a bowl of cereal.

Couldn't find anything more tasteless?

Sure. I'm not a complete disaster.

Eh. Send it my way. I have a few people I could test it on.

Worst bit of wisdom ever.

Does it work on the orbital setting?

So you can't even fake a mental illness to get attention?

Dude. Get a new PC. That one sucks.

No, I've eaten after taking novocaine, and i never had my lips so numb I thought I might chew them off. Granted it was to take a wisdom tooth out, but, still, it was like the entire left side of my mouth.

Your dentist isn't using the Novocaine right if that's the problem.

They're better then In-N-Outs fries, though. Those fries really are just slices of potatoes fried and in a container. You have to salt them yourself. Also, Smashburger is alright, but I probably wouldn't make a special stop there. They're competing against the usual suspects, and they don't have the same coverage a local chains like The Habit have. Their shakes are pretty good though.

Why would you want to do that?

My Great Aunt was a notoriously mean gin drunk, too. I tend to think it was less about what she drank and more about the profound psychological demons.

I don't believe for a minute that you would ever be on ESPN.com. It has to be the assassin squad.

Stuff like give creepy old casino janitors hand jobs in between student council meetings.

That hasn't stopped Kenny.

No, Prawn.

It's still going to taste like shit, so you're good.

Really?

Eh, I don't press when I camp, but I see your point.

But, can it kill a man....?

But only those with a thick, luxurious mane. The machines have no use for balding, middle-aged, Eleanor Rigsbys.

I'm spoiled by the new electric panini makers they have. Those things have more than enough coverage and they don't require playing with the stove.