scoobdog

I was going to say you had less pics then me, but I checked and you're actually a lot better about being up to date. Which is fine because you look fabulous as well. I looked great once .... like in the nineties. Nowdays I just use my girl to distract from my hideousness.

I look just as awesome as I did in that one pic of me from twenty years ago. I've lost a ton of weight though. Lol

Says the chick that complains about 10 hour days.

I could post it on your door if I wanted to.

Sure. I Iook just like that.

Don't think so. You can look through Buddy's account and find me easy enough.

Lol Made you look.

Nope

You know, I could make a sign like that if I wanted to.

Ok. I can't compare travel brochures to a specific casino.

I call bullshit.

Nah, the targeting system just wasn't calibrated properly. It confused the bike with a trash cart w/ office chair.

I still don't seen any slot machines.

All that motherfucking 4G magic, Teddy Brosevelt.

They were looking right at you, dickwad. I'm sure someone told them not to talk to the special kid, but they were watching you.

Seriously though, I can just imaging what those two walking down the hall were thinking, seeing this douche waddle around with his flip phone and a hand written name on a torn piece of paper.

The carnage in here. Savage as fuck.

Show us your face, broseph.

Tan suit with a pink tie? Doesn't that clash?

Save it. It might be worth money.

Why would scraps want that crap?

Ghosty is all like....

A delicious cake.

I can't say I've ever met a gal big enough to smash my balls literally, but I'm not in Missouri.

No nice things for you.