scoobdog

Hey, I'll get a two for one. It'll be great. I'm really loads of fun.

Helps, we talked about this. Lay off the racist shit, right?

Dude, wut?

For the weekend, bro. Do it for love.

Just meet her in Vegas and get married or something.

That chick is too hot to be Packard.

Well the hobos in Houston know a thing or two about making it rain.

Sure, I'll do that for you Bucket.

By the way, is "Rain Bo" your favorite hobo lover?

Hey dumbfuck.... what were you hiding in the spoiler tag? Or, are you too fucking stupid even for that?

Who's sucking his balls? He didn't deceive anyone; you all just didn't think far enough ahead. You know, like when you voted for Trump because he was "the lesser of two evils." How's that working out for you, by the way?

Or just plain ol' dumb. Really, an "old-fashioned" dude would probably think to himself "Hey, what are they getting from me to make all this work worth their while?" Having a conversation with someone about your favorite beer isn't going to be worth much unless they can sell your preferences to the brewer who makes a pint similar to your favorite brew. This shit is basic. Even the whole outrage over Cambridge Analytica seems ridiculous to me: why wouldn't a campaign spend millions on this data to target voters? It's not like they're telling people what to think; just what you want to hear. Simply put, Zuckerberg did what any good businessman would do, he exploited people's carelessness to make a buck or two, and he did it with their tacit approval.

Lol. You didn't pay a cent to join - how did you think he was going to make money from you?

My angle is I find it interesting you get enjoyment out of seeing someone who's smarter and more successful get knocked down a peg.

Let's just say, Sawdy isn't one.

She's untraceable.

I always thought it was strange that FB could make money with the business model it had, but surprisingly they have at least to some extent.

Why am I not surprised that you two get a kick out of Zuckerberg losing money?

Uh oh. Now we're going to here his crazy take on the opioid crisis.

That's why he loves the mint. Makes the cum taste less dusty.

ASMB. The UEMB is almost completely populated by ASMBers.

This place started out as an on topic forum, then it became insular as new people stopped coming.

Having such a wretched good-for-nothing son would break any mom.

Well, you delivered all right.

At least not while you're still alive.