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Several retarded languages, actually.

Does it broadcast live programming?

Her?

The apps you get with your cable service don't count as streaming anymore. Sling (and other similar devices) was a technological bridge to standalone streaming services, first by directly connecting remote users to an over-the-air or cable box, then by connecting them to their DVRs. You don't need to pay for a cable service if you can get the content you want from a stream service, which is increasingly the case now that both over-the-air and cable networks (thanks to mergers) have monetized their older content instead of syndicating it.

You know... you wouldn't think you would need to teach geriatrics how to use streaming services....

You insist on making it as hard as humanly possible, don't you? First you have to solve world hunger, then become an ambassador to the Federations, then stretch your penis from two feet to three feet long.... and only after that will you be ready to get fucked.

I get where you're coming from. As someone who is in a less-than-established domicile, you are most certainly more vulnerable when people choose to ignore quarantine, mask, and distance rules because you have no way of creating a protective space around you.

I joined because of Cowboy Bebop.

Biological weapons, even a weaponized virus, wouldn't be stopped by a cloth mask.

Neither do weeds. And at least the weeds don't fade to a strange bluish green.

Nice.

Fake turf looks like shit.

You're not listening man. I said they're all weeds. Literally.

It'll be all weeds by then. Trust me.

OIC Yeah, margherita pizza basically is a plain pizza with tomato slices baked on top. The basil sprigs are mostly just for color in traditional Neapolitan pizza: blending it in more is one of the American improvements.

Uncooked tomato slices?

Why is she talking about nursing homes? Is it that usual thing older people do when they're contemplating their mortality?

No, not so much. They're just a deep, rich color. Very striking. My eyes are dull in comparison.

Warm and dry is good.

No idea what that's supposed to be, but it involves power tools.

iPhones can only do so much. The vibrant color is all you.

Don't think I've ever notices your eye color before.

In an unrelated note, I just learned that atmospheric rivers have numerical categories, just like hurricanes.

A calendar event? Is this the level of commitment to flopped jokes we should be expecting?

Nah. I'll just keep drawing penises on it.