molarbear

I made this Meme on Imgur before it left China, I got 7 likes. It came to America and I'm like "I gotta go to the Store now, I hope I don't get this shit!

Unfortunately this is not a joke

You can still run around the block, just out run anyone that attempts to talk to you

There are still dogs/animals out there I have to pet

I mowed the yard earlier and my back was out of commission for at least 2 hours

I know they both got outed during the roid saga but you have to admit, this season was fun to watch

OMFG My entire life (save for that one time in baseball practice when I had to go in the woods) I haven't been pooping with my full power The fact that I got to sound like one of the DBZ Antagonists only sweetens the deal

I feel like you're mocking me now

I'd watch it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=89&v=F5pgG1M_h_U&feature=emb_logo It's not popping up, the link failed! Anywhoo, here's John Krasinski giving a show of just good news! We all ride! https://gfycat.com/neatthoughtfuldoe-puppy-cute-dog You gotta click the link and hit another tab or open in tab, they're all SFW. Unless your work hates cuteness

Happy Birthday!

He could. It's just Twitch has a world audience and this place has like 14-18 active people, and I'm pretty sure 5 of them were the last people to receive Lobotomies before doctors stopped that practice

Mine was $600 off Amazon

I was hyped when I bought it, it was just the base model because those things can get stupid expensive The only problem is it only came with a 160 or 180 lbs of weight resistance so it was really only good for getting the blood pumping on most exercises

you want the bowflex I bought 8 years ago and never use?

Twitch has a section called "Just Chatting" where you could live stream your stand up it'd also give you good practice for handling hecklers because there are a ton of wanna be trolls on the internet

Lady Ruffington

Somewhat I'd rather see this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUHlVdqRlPA

@Mix 3 weeks! I got a strong neckbeard game!! This is every nightmare I've ever pictured unleashing its forces

Imma harass the shit out of you until I get the perfect spaghetti taco recipe