molarbear

Happy Birthday!

salad dressing that expired 2 years ago ...I hope

For a meager $4000 a month, I will give you the "Friend" discount on my Agent price and hit up Netflix on Instagram like twice a month pitching them your ideas If that fails, you're always gonna be more funny than Tim and Eric so we can hit up AS. Fair warning! I don't have an Instagram, but I have drive Sir Me to AS when they attempt to turn your show down. Just replace Church kid with "AS" and Adderall with "Seasons"

I would totally watch this on Netflix at 3 am

80's

https://imgur.com/t/dogsarethebestpeople/0ACmd95

Hendricks threw a 3 hit CG shutout on opening day At least Opening Day was promising!

My Soul is listening to Billy Joel sing "Piano Man" while watching WWII documentaries on Youtube You married into this bruh

Did you know, Poison Ivy and Oak, are part of the Cashew Family?

leaving your job.mp4

@Raptorpat You have to admire this man's honesty

7/10, maybe? I've only done it 2 times, both times I went to bed and woke up on the couch

I can't find any better ones today

Back in 2016 (Think it was August) Dude was 4 outs away from a No No against the Cards and gave up a homerun Same. Damn. Face If you ever see him smile it's freaky, not because he looks weird or anything... you just don't expect it

Someone living in the wrong time zone paid off for once

I continue to amaze myself