molarbear

I will join if shit like this happens It's time Day time TV turned into Late Night! M&M can Deliver this type of Material (Mix and Molar LLC) I can't stand visiting another Doctor or Dentist and seeing Judge Judy or Fox News playing on all 5 TV's. Judy's like the first Karen, so respect to Her for making Bank off that. Picture this, Jake Paul for some unknown reason gets invited to the Show, one of the Alligators eats him. The Crowd is silent, I do the "BEE BUUU BOOWW" thing on the Keyboard, everyone laughs and no one has any remorse We are now a Charity, the Show is Tax exempt. If that fails, you get Ordained online, we claim it's a Church and Boosh, no Taxes! From there we make enough money to create our own Adult Swim, Tim and Eric are forever banned and most the shows are actually funny! I need to go to bed, drunk, tired, contemplate the idea though

I have some ideas on how to make the show more interesting Put live alligators on the floor between where the guest enter and their chairs Also put some kind of device in their chairs so you can push a button and shock them anytime they say something stupid or their story goes on too long Other ideas include having a live Hawk on your desk so that Celebrities have to sit there while this thing randomly projectile shits out some kind of mouse or something on your desk all while you're staring at them, unfazed, with a completely straight face (this one sounds a little crazy but after 3 months Vegas will be accepting bets on whether it's going to shit during an episode) The last one isn't an idea so much as a suggestion, they pay the hosts of those shows so much, is it too much to ask you pull a Scarface and put a shark tank behind you?

Aim for the bushes

You Dead, Yo!

Not related to a Piercing but my buddy and I were racing once, he ate shit on the pavement and just kind of laid there for a minute It got to the point where the laughter stopped and entered the "I think he may be hurt" territory, then he finally looks at me and goes "I think I ripped my nipple off" He didn't, but for some reason that sentence made me laugh so damn hard, like the kind of laughing where you feel like you did 100 crunched afterward

I feel like someone got really bored one day and decided our ears needed 14 locations

I think what scarred me was my Senior year in HS I was helping a buddy work on his Truck in Collision Repair Class He had Gauged Ears with like half loops through the holes, he had his head under the hood and I was under the Truck and I heard him yell "FUCK!" and then I looked over and was like "Yo, your earring is on the floor" and then blood started falling around it I had to walk him to the Resource Officer/EMT Lady at the school and she gave him one of those clear plastic cups to hold under his ear until she could figure out what to do. I've seen some pretty fucked up shit, but for some reason seeing a weird diagonal ear lobe flap thing has stuck with me the most

Not studs, but the loop de loop kind.... How do you not live in constant fear of getting those things snagged on something and tearing them out?

Happy Birthday!

salad dressing that expired 2 years ago ...I hope

For a meager $4000 a month, I will give you the "Friend" discount on my Agent price and hit up Netflix on Instagram like twice a month pitching them your ideas If that fails, you're always gonna be more funny than Tim and Eric so we can hit up AS. Fair warning! I don't have an Instagram, but I have drive Sir Me to AS when they attempt to turn your show down. Just replace Church kid with "AS" and Adderall with "Seasons"

I would totally watch this on Netflix at 3 am

80's

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