molarbear

Take them all I think they're making my tongue bleed

You forgot the 5 D's

Time to build Sealab No shit, right? I got home and text my Brother's GF about it because she's in the medical field and she asked if I was allergic Guess I got lucky on that one 😎

bruh.... It did tho, so much so that it punched my thumb with it's butt...not sexually

Close I bought some sour skittles when I went inside

I didn't even think about that until I got home By then it had been about 15 mins so I figured if something was going to happen it would have

People in Armor are safe

Wasp

35 years of absolute stupidity and somehow never got stung..... Until today Fucker was waiting by my gas cap in a well set ambush

They needed people to know the somehow more dramatic Rodgers brother went there and the motherfucker married JoJo

They Hos This is what you need to do (That penis taking a shower in the middle of the road is actually you brushing your shoulder off)

.. People have been holding out on Dog pics?

Are you trying to murder someone? That pup is going to be blasting nasty egg farts... even it knows it

You should be fine If you get a nasty bruise keep an eye on it and make it's got good color, you don't want a clot... especially in that area

I would like 13490 pictures please

Does it have the hide a pup attachment?

Post covid hair 2 ......hopefully with less organ destruction this time

There's an easy way out of this Just respond with a bottle of BBQ sauce

...No

I gotchu fam

Does Egypt have a version of 90 day fiance? Are people on that show aware that they're on that show or do they sign stuff afterwards? Have you pet an Egyptian Dog yet?

Ol Zeke the plumber

Wayy too many right now Embr- The special item missions are killing me Infernax- Amazballs Madden '22- I needed a sports game to hold me over until The Show comes out.. Not sure what I'm doing, I thought I was in a career type mode but aside from my stats it just keeps groundhog day'ing the season Binding of Isaac- There's soooooooo much

Imma be slightly pissed if your name is blaine