molarbear

....That name screams late night Cinemax softcore

Sometimes I wonder if a famous celebrity is/was an actual board member

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to replace him? I'm pretty sure Oblongs was made before he got big doing movies.

Sounds like some straight up Tommyknockers stuff.

I heard a few years back they were trying to revive the Oblongs, I'm guessing it never got going though. I was just thinking of Mission Hill today, that show was pretty good.

on a mosquitoes penis! My friend used this as a pick up line tonight and while I was doubled over laughing,......it worked.

I don't know who david lynch is

anything with Mushrooms, I hate Tomatoes and Onions..... but Mushrooms are my puke inducers. I can pretend to like the other things to a certain extent, but anything with mushrooms, i'm vomiting.

No, ours came with the light gun and the track pad and a copy of Super Mario/Duck Hunt/the none rare field and track I got a Sega Genesis when I was in Kindergarten and played the shit out of it.

inb4 actual qt

I'm just glad the Packers got their shit together and clutched the playoff spot.

Just replace "Hunger Force" with Star Panda

My Grandparents bought my brother and I one as a joint present when I was like 4, I don't think I ever actually beat any games until I was a teenager.

I had grilled wookiee, it was delicious

I'd say harry was the most savage, hooking up with his best friend's sister behind his back.

I feel like this is the moment where 770312[/member] should pop in and go "I have too many reptiles!" and we'd all laugh.... unfortunately she doesn't visit anymore. :'(

To this day, I still don't know what a trap is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. If you could tell me what a Ciss is also, I greatly appreciate it.

Did you check the bottom row?

Dude, they're old school NES games what'd you expect? They're not easier, a few of them have codes for a continuation point, other than that, once your lifes are up you're done. To this day I've never beat Chip 'n dale rescue rangers or TMNT arcade game (I blame my brother for the latter, that fucker always stole my lifes)

My problem isn't needing money (I'm pretty fucking good thanks to 2 years of working 6 days a week and hitting overtime around the 4th day), it's that I need insurance that isn't ridiculous living where I live my State refuses to assist the affordable healthcare insurance providers so all of them dropped out except for Blue Cross Blue Shield who claims they're losing tons of money my payments went from $120 a month to $360 a month for health insurance that has a $6800 deductible.

I was terrified to click on this thread thinking it may be some disturbing >.> It looks like the dude's instrument has fecal matter coming out of the end

.......Please, please, please make a video of the broom smacks ;D I use to get yelled at for ignoring my e-mails at work, they weren't as important as yours but... I still got yelled at. One time my supervisor even smacked with a piece of foam that we used to cover our parts, I jokingly told him I was going to tell HR and he called me bluff saying "No you won't, there's not HR on our shift and you never use your e-mail" It was one of those moments where there's no rebuttal it's just a "fucking well played dude.....well played"

My old dog loved to unscrew the lids off of plastic bottles. It was cute and funny, and also pretty smart on her part. The only problem is sometimes she would grab bottles that still had fluid in them and then think that we were chasing her for fun... so she'd try to hide and open the bottle before we could find her.

I don't know what leeks are and at this point I'm too scared to ask.

That's an amazing game