molarbear

Goat:Packers LOL:Jets (sorry Pooh)

I have a xbone because I like the Halo games I've thought about also buying a PS4 because they have the MLB: The Show series but in my head I can't justify forking over $300 just to play a single game

I bet with the way modern tv is going you could probably get some network to fund a show of you hunting for your foreskin

Introduce some kind of gaming device! Bust out a Gamecube or something and offer it with a free coffee! I personally hate coffee but if a coffee place around here offered free Mario Kart tourneys, I'd step up. Buy some Green Tea, water, or (gasp) bagel.

I just follow the general practice I was taught in Elementary school of carrying sharp objects with their sharp points towards the ground Otherwise if it's a puncture wound I always leave the object in instead of pulling it out while applying pressure around the wound Tourniquets and that @Rogue߷Alphonse suggested are damn near impossible on the Torso to my knowledge. You'd be cutting blood flow to near 50% of the body, also the power needed to cut off blood flow to your abdominal region would be of Hulk-ish or require probably at least 6 people using their full strength, it'd also probably crush the shit out of your abdominal muscles. The whole wait thing, if you ever put a tourniquet on someone it's best to write the exact time on said tourniquet when it was applied so the EMT's/Hospitals know what they're working with. It's a last resort to stop someone from bleeding out, it's basically you're willing to sacrifice the limb to save someone.

well... fuck they're doing better than Kansas then

MUTHA F'N LABYRINTH

How do you like DF so far? I like to browse there when I'm bored and read the threads that have been moved there from other places while playing the beach assault scene from "Apocalypse Now" in my head on a loop

The Sandlot

like it or not I think we just pulled into the nacho fries conspiracy

Picture isn't that good because my phone's camera sucks The previous owner received it as a birthday gift on his 44th birthday.....the same day I turned 5 years old What are the odds someone born on Dec 5th trades in a book and someone else born on Dec 5th picks it up? I know there a very high chance this book could have had numerous owners since then but still I think it's pretty fucking cool

Happy Birthday fellow Cubs fan

I mean all teams struggle at some point but at least they've won a national championship within the past two decades when was the last time Vanderbilt was relevant?

Right? I mean I graduated with around 1200 kids so it's kind of hard to miss people you never really got to know

You mean like the musical?

you've finally done it, you've become a fish

I'm literally planning a trip to NY at some point just to get a this slice of pizza some people go to see shit and stuff, my trip will be strictly business related.... of the pizza kind

My first one was a couple years ago whoever organized it wanted people to pay $50 to attend I really didn't see a point in going seeing as I still hangout with my closest friends from High School plus, I kind of feel like social media has kind of made reunions point less

DBZ4EVER (he's a Vols fan) got close to predicting the score days before the game in the Vols Defense they have a new coach and were facing one of the most hyped QB's from the preseason

Miami got manhandled by LSU tonight Their offense and defense both looked like garbage

My Brother and I can mumble to each other and know exactly what the other person said Granted, I think when you've known someone 31 years that's probably a common thing

I mean maybe it's just here but I don't know any banks that are open on a Sunday

-nt

Hellz yeah I'm drinking, it's labor day weekend! I got vodka

Not as sad as that one headlight song though