molarbear

My show segments will be super boring It'd just be me playing video games or drinking and laughing at youtube videos I time stamped it

*Plot twist you two find out you're the only two fans of the show and must then enter the Thunderdome to officially decide who the super fan is

My friend got his Puppy fixed recently and he didn't seem to notice. He went right back to humping everyone's legs and declaring war on the carpet

This same thing worked really, really well for the Kardashians Hopefully we get rich off this

I'm convinced the Vagina is a self morphing sexual organ and the Clitoris is like a 3 question guessing game You can ask where it is, look at diagrams and such, but, when you're in the trenches it's never where you think it is. I once had a girl tell me to go higher and I was like two inches from her belly button and at that point I wanted to just back and have a Q&A with her

that judge with the pink shirt. His Goatee would be a perfect candidate for the subreddit "justfuckmyshitup"

I mean, I'm comfortable with the penis I have but I'd never turn down an enlarging. The latter tho I could skip

When it comes to anxiety medications I think at this point a good side effect would be one that works and doesn't keep you from getting an erection

I'm not sure but it definitely had that HS locker room smell lingering

I microwave my ice cream for a few seconds before I eat it

I'd take at least 9 gallons of pepper spray and a nose plug The latter is because the one convention I went to here people didn't seem to understand the concept of deodorant

According to everything I sign it's still 2018

I got to Claire's B campaign where I put out the Helo fire. I know what happens after that and I've chosen to mindless chop people down in the free dynasty warriors game because it's not nearly as terrifying

When you get a boner do you yell "FATHER THE SLEEPER HAS AWOKEN?"

I don't mind it usually but this wasn't "she talked a lot" This was more like one continuous sentence that never seemed to end

I met my brother and his GF for dinner She's super nice and all but in the 2-3 hours we were out and about I don't think she stopped talking once

It's not my thing but for as long as I can remember my Brother eats his food one food item at a time IE if we get burgers and fries he either eats the burger or fries before touching the other item

This scene makes me want to learn how to play a keyboard so I can musically narrate the boards as I read them

Just make a post in DF that makes zero sense....or burn the shit out of a steak and post a photo of it claiming it's perfect

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I didn't catch that part of the clip

From personal experience with my 30's

Just remember that fan fics are taken pretty seriously here

Nah I don't think Krillin or DBZ is his style