molarbear

I have one of those weird memories where I can remember a large chunk of everything that is not important Also, no. I can not tell you the last time I purchased a razor

Good to see Zeni and Viper set their differences aside and finally fucked now the ultimate question is, were they cosplaying as step brothers, or step sisters while bumping uglies

I've been there, many times That actually why I have an electric razor, for when I'm too lazy to use a real one I know everyone is different, but I found it actually helps a little. What once seemed like a monumental task was made much easier by me being able to just flick a button and shave basically while relieving myself (2 birds, one toilet)

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that Being called a dick is way worse I mean, one gives birth and the other falls a person if gently tapped

My Dad used one of those! They had these little toy shaving kits he bought for my brother and I so we could shave with him The the razor was just a piece of soft plastic (I chewed on it >.>, a lot) and it came with a little soap dish you were supposed to be able to make lather in, but we lost the stuff about 10 mins after opening it. We ended up just using shampoo in lieu of our fake shaving cream

Sweeney Todd style, I like it I had a barber tried to use one on me once. I finally agreed to let him shave the back of my neck with it, but not the front. Look man, I'm not knocking any barber, but the dude was old. If he happened to die, have a stroke, heart attack, fuck.. old person shaky strike, in the moment he was shaving me, boosh, right through the jugular

I had 7 when I started college. A pack of Gillette razors my Dad gave me, and this fancy ass 5 bladed thing the Army sent me on my 18th birthday being part of the governments secret "youth serum" program I didn't have to use one until my spring semester, when I was 19. I had about 8 hair growing under my chin, I didn't know they were hair at first. I tried scrubbing the absolute bejeebus out of my face in the shower a few times thinking I had got some ink or something on my face from chewing on a pen. When that failed, I thought about visiting the 24 hour clinic on campus, because I was scared it was skin cancer (I just had these black spots on face suddenly...) It was around the time I was panicking in the common room, jumping between pacing the hallway and taking phantom scared poops as I built up the courage to go the clinic that the RA saw me. His exact words were "have you thought about shaving, your facial hair kind of looks like shit?" and in that moment I was like "oh fuck! I got facial hair!" the dude had no clue he just relieved my mind of all these nightmare scenarios as I ran and grabbed the fancy ass razor the army had sent me and covered my face with way too much shaving cream and started shaving at the sink in my room. Anywhoo, I have no clue what brand that razor was. It did last me about 5 years, though.

*sad head shake It was an up and down rollercoaster on the Chicubs reddit most the day One news source reported the new pope was a life long Cubs fan. Later, his brother stated in an interview that he's been a lifelong Sox fan.

the kitty is on close watch to make sure whatever broke her meow box and is making her sneeze isn't something serious That being said, I've dubbed it her "Vietnam meow" It's a meow that has clearly seen some shit kitty cold.mp4

Happy birthmas!

Do you remember growing up and people were always like "never give our your social security number, or lose your SS card" and FF to not even mid life and like 3-4 big companies have gotten hacked and exposed over half the countries SS numbers?

I was sitting outside with the cat that has claimed the porch when I heard the gate rattle on the side of the house I got up, and there, like an obese gargoyle hunting for a boost of insulin from a mouse that happened to stumble into an old persons diabetic medication... Huge orange cat Who was behind me during this confrontation where I bravely walked into the darkness towards to gate to defend the nature buffet I so tediously stride to perfect every year? Not a soul, I saw two yellow eyes peaking from around the porch corner, though. A good 30 feet away, just kinda like "oh hey, if you die I will eat you."

I mean I'm sure you could grow a cancerous tumor large enough to resemble a third arm, but I feel like developing a hernia and just claiming you had a third testicle would be way less.... death