molarbear

Really helps you forget the time he and his campaign literally got into a scuffle with a worker at Arlington, and then attempted to make the worker look like they were at fault That took place a whole month before the election

I mean... he knows he doesn't have a third term He's showing his full grandpa racist ass now, because what is anyone going to do? Congress has so few teeth they're busy giving gum jobs for crypto, probably. I truly hope there is a mass protest during his parade, or it at least gets rained on

We don't even have the trolls trying to make new accounts anymore where dafuq night owls hangout these days?

Awesome! I do not like heights, so when it's time for me to perform the aettesupa you're going to have to throw me

LMAO That was my joking plan around 30 I shit you not, though. Last year I did a happy dance because I thought I was turning 39, and on my birthday I was informed I was 38

I keep getting a blue screen error it says something about my Driver unloaded without canceling pending operations I have checked all my drivers and windows claimed they are all good?

....I got nothing, peeps

I'm not sure, dude Maybe this is the whole "Manifesting" process, let me give it a try. Eating cheetos has been scientifically proven to increase your penis length and girth by 1.5 inches *I'll give everyone an update in 24 hours

I have one of those weird memories where I can remember a large chunk of everything that is not important Also, no. I can not tell you the last time I purchased a razor

Good to see Zeni and Viper set their differences aside and finally fucked now the ultimate question is, were they cosplaying as step brothers, or step sisters while bumping uglies

I've been there, many times That actually why I have an electric razor, for when I'm too lazy to use a real one I know everyone is different, but I found it actually helps a little. What once seemed like a monumental task was made much easier by me being able to just flick a button and shave basically while relieving myself (2 birds, one toilet)

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that Being called a dick is way worse I mean, one gives birth and the other falls a person if gently tapped

My Dad used one of those! They had these little toy shaving kits he bought for my brother and I so we could shave with him The the razor was just a piece of soft plastic (I chewed on it >.>, a lot) and it came with a little soap dish you were supposed to be able to make lather in, but we lost the stuff about 10 mins after opening it. We ended up just using shampoo in lieu of our fake shaving cream

Sweeney Todd style, I like it I had a barber tried to use one on me once. I finally agreed to let him shave the back of my neck with it, but not the front. Look man, I'm not knocking any barber, but the dude was old. If he happened to die, have a stroke, heart attack, fuck.. old person shaky strike, in the moment he was shaving me, boosh, right through the jugular

I had 7 when I started college. A pack of Gillette razors my Dad gave me, and this fancy ass 5 bladed thing the Army sent me on my 18th birthday being part of the governments secret "youth serum" program I didn't have to use one until my spring semester, when I was 19. I had about 8 hair growing under my chin, I didn't know they were hair at first. I tried scrubbing the absolute bejeebus out of my face in the shower a few times thinking I had got some ink or something on my face from chewing on a pen. When that failed, I thought about visiting the 24 hour clinic on campus, because I was scared it was skin cancer (I just had these black spots on face suddenly...) It was around the time I was panicking in the common room, jumping between pacing the hallway and taking phantom scared poops as I built up the courage to go the clinic that the RA saw me. His exact words were "have you thought about shaving, your facial hair kind of looks like shit?" and in that moment I was like "oh fuck! I got facial hair!" the dude had no clue he just relieved my mind of all these nightmare scenarios as I ran and grabbed the fancy ass razor the army had sent me and covered my face with way too much shaving cream and started shaving at the sink in my room. Anywhoo, I have no clue what brand that razor was. It did last me about 5 years, though.