molarbear

4.2 innings of scoreless ball against team Japan for his final game, his normal job is being a full time electrician.

45! They lowered it for my Gen because more younger people are showing signs of it They also have a camera pill you can swallow now that works it way through you and records the journey (or something like that?) I dunno, I figured if my insurance covers it I'll just get a colonoscopy. They find something or a false positive with the poo sample they're gonna make me go in for one anyway

ftfy

I used to hate naps, until I got on prozac Now they're kind of inevitable if I stop moving I was a little scared my blood sugar was off or something, but my last blood test that shit was almost nominal.. and my liver enzymes were both back in the green. Even my Cholesterol was good, would anyone like to see? I don't have a lot to flex about guys.... and, I also fear that next year when I hit 40 everything is just going to go to shit suddenly. I think that just anxiety, because my Doctor these days is all "You're still young, but you're getting close to 'that age' where people start having cholesterol and heart issues, and blah blah blah" Like, Brother... I'm a millennial. At this point I have accepted I am not allowed to die without permission from the eternal council of Boomers

I hit the bong after SNL and completely forgot I was literally sitting there playing Infinite Wealth, doing the little side island excursion for extra money, and all the sudden my clock was saying 3 am.

Tactical perimeter Puma

eight years or so from when the dog crossed the rainbow bridge to the void randomly appearing on the back porch It still feels off, but it is definitely nice to have an animal around again

Bro.... Are you a member of Ghost? We're cool, you can tell me if you have a secret identity Fuck man.... something to spice this place up

According to spotify, my musical age is 23. I do like new music! I've always been a huge fan of all kinds of music, though. I don't think I will ever get tired of hearing new types of music. Do I enjoy them all? Absolutely not.

Peeps in NE getting booty calls right now

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

Checks to see if any photo has been posted of someone holding a gun to your head before you made this post Aww.... he likes us

She was given a catnip infused fish toy The toy was utterly decimated, and then she did sprints outside for about ten mins before deciding she was "The Bat"

Who was the babushka lady on the grassy knoll?