Vamped

Why is puppy stomping the go to analogy?

This game on google doodle is has had me distracted for too long ...... Imma keep going for a little while longer

.... This work XMAS party was 5 hours yesterday. I am still tired!!

Happy Birthday!!

Im kicking myself because I know how it happened. Its like 25 bucks and I'm trying to figure out if its worth it. The lady rung the stuff up and then put it in a bin I was going to buy. After she rung up the bin I noticed it was damaged so I took the stuff out of the bin and put it back in the basket. I think my kid started talking or something and I was like ... oh did you scan these already and she said no and scanned them again.

I just realized at midnight I let the cashier at the home decor store scan 3 items twice and I paid for them .... and there's no way to get a refund on items I don't have FUCK

Me and the miniature shopped all day and I am paying for it. Not so sure I can move.

Me this whole weekend

... just in dreams ?

Im just on the first episode. I guess I'll give it another shot because I was just like ..... oh these creatures just show up and beat the fuck out of this dude and thats it?! XD I'm gonna steal your soul but first me and my boys are gonna beat the fuck out of you so you know you're in trouble

So ... usually Fridays are slow for me so I tend to stay in my office If nobody sees me, they can't think of a problem for me to solve. >.> I've only left my office to pee and get ice with the intention of sneaking out at 3 to get my glasses adjusted. So as I'm about to make my exit I just ask to make sure I know the correct time for the Xmas party I dont want to go .... oh you didn't get an invitation? Sorry I didn't know we needed physical invitations? So uhm ... apparently they took all the invitations to the other clinic and now I have to wait until they bring me one my optometrist office closes at 5 ... so I guess I'm not getting my glasses adjusted today also WTF KIND OF XMAS party is this? Are you telling me I have to put on a dress and spanx on my period .... and nobody as has died?!

If you saw it before the memes then it would be Seymour sad. I actually still hate seeing the memes because I can never find them funny. Not that I plan on watching FMA or brotherhood again, but I'd definitely not watch those episodes. I don't watch the Seymour episode either.

The lesson is: dont volunteer for old people quests. They are rarely easy

Why do I have take this 4 hour training?! .... this doesn't even have to do with me. I dont put needles into people ... unless you want me to fuck them up

... this is why I don't really watch real prons for real. I'm concerned/confused ... what/why/how this dinky dude is just jiggling boobs then proceeding to do all the things to 2 women while they're having a terribly scripted/performed therapy session but seem unphased by all the stuff he's doing to them. Nobody appears to be enjoying themselves. It just looks real awkward ... sounds real awkward too. I finished it because I wanted to see if Mr. Dinks could get a reaction out of either of them .... nothing everybody's just really bored and they didn't edit out Mr. Dinks almost tripping over his pants because he didn't take his shoes off first. Is that the turn on? ... I don't understand what this is about ... why is it marked premium? Imma just go to bed because I don't even know

Can we ... fucking stop with these school shootings??!! Stop with the shootings in general Stop with the violence in general. Stop the mitigating factors that cause school shootings? Just fucking overhaul the whole school system .... the whole country everything?!

I'm blind AF My glasses just keep getting thicker. I suppose I'll be wearing literal coke bottles in 5 years.

But you need the matching pillow cases, shams, and a flat sheet on top of the fitted sheet but beneath the comforter as demonstrated below

I was gonna say ... if you have a bad enough poop they'll just leave XD

Can't relate. XD We just get peeped at through the space in the door

I hate when people stand outside the restroom to have a full on conversation. I always imagine they can hear me pee or they'll assume I'm pooping when I'm really just waiting for them to leave. I hate having to make eye contact leaving the bathroom. Oh hey, how's it going - good ... just pooping