Vamped

Happy Birthday !

You don't have to marry him. Smash and keep on your travels XD

Do you want the sim card? >.> Were you going to get one before you happened upon him?

lure him maybe ask him if he knows any local places to get good food or see some sights and BAM! its a date

You trying to get some D while you're in Cairo?

What kinda pants was he wearing?

Well shit ... have fun! XD Be safe! Keep us updated so we know you're doing okay!

Kotaro .... Boji .... oh no...

Could y'all stop having sex at McDonald's and Wendy's

So ... me and the miniature went out to get breakfast this morning. We step out of the elevator and 2 cops run up behind us mashing the button in a hurry so ... I'm like uh ... okay?? Step outside there's a police squad car, sprinter van, several unfamiliar mini vans and dozens of cops ... just everywhere. Then there's a shit load of plain clothes officers wearing vests with "federal agent" on them picking up stuff in evidence bags .... Im like .... should we ... go back inside ??? Nah. I already paid for this breakfast, we're picking it up.

Happy Birthday

Steam .... fucking stop recommending these porn games to me .... these are NOT the visual novels I play I don't give a fuck about Lust Theory ... also I don't want to play Dream Daddy either

Turning Red was good :3

...... the cross has the final word .... sounds really bad in context Do people even say that?! XD

Why are these dinosaurs dead?!!

Y'all need to do better ....

Yeah ... we could probably try Sunday maybe. Supposed to be like 50 degrees

I-I just wanna go to the museum and see the dinosaurs

I mean .... clearly not an actual blizzard but this is the south in March. It was 70 degrees Thursday!!