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  1. Vamped
    ... well ... almost?
  2. Vamped
    i ... uhm ... think olive oil isn't good for vaginas
  3. Vamped
    i have exactly 3 tissues left in my puffs box ... I've probably sneezed or coughed on them but .... you can totally has them
  4. Vamped
    So ... I'm getting this sense that you're not really keen on the idea of the blow jobs ... Now stop me if I'm wrong ... but thats what I'm feeling right now in the moment.
  5. Vamped
    >.> why ... were you jumping in the doorway?
  6. Vamped
    You just have to think about your custom rank when you're washing up afterwards.
  7. Vamped
    Oh sure ... Charisma
  8. Vamped
    oh thank gawd
  9. Vamped
    Definitely wasn't that deep >
  10. Vamped
    I dont. They're things fit strange to me. Maybe its vanity sizing? I dunno. I know damn well I'm not a D cup anything. C cup sure .... but D cup I am certainly not
  11. Vamped
    I cant watch people HotPockets .... something about them .... especially men
  12. Vamped
    Looking like blow jobs ....
  13. Vamped
    did the vacuum make it?
  14. Vamped
    for real though ... I hope all this stuff is a joke ...
  15. Vamped
    y'know every since they started taxing my orders I don't really order from Amazon anymore. fuck your $1.90 tax!
  16. Vamped
    Still gotta find one ... thats not gross ... or cheating on his wife
  17. Vamped
    I got food poisoning from taco bell last year ... wont go back there again
  18. Vamped
    might be time to buy gas elsewhere maaan
  19. Vamped
    fine! do it the hard way!
  20. Vamped
    I need to find a mechanic .... no ... date a mechanic or a handy man
  21. Vamped
    I work in a warehouse district in a really shady neighborhood
  22. Vamped
    blackmail gets people killed .... blow jobs are safer
  23. Vamped
    I went through the credit union at my job. I NEEDED it. I have to get to work, school, my internship, and everywhere else
  24. Vamped
    Im just waiting for a good opportunity ... then wham! Or for him to get senile
  25. Vamped
    The same way anybody gets anywhere ... bribes or blow jobs
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