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UnevenEdge

Vamped

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  1. I plan on being drunk in vegas for my dirty thirty
  2. is it too late to watch it as a group?
  3. owo I uhms .... like my nippies pinched .... but like ...I'll come back later when I'm not at work >
  4. I dunno ... now that I'm a man ... I figure you just rubs tips together until someone wins
  5. with the audience too? >
  6. so this is everything that you're into?
  7. Also have to rush to the store and buy up all the bread and milk for this one snow day ... its gonna be like 60 degrees friday
  8. we got like 1 inch and half but it was coming down pretty heavy earlier and they closed some streets.
  9. I think .... you're just pretending to be my friend so you can steal my date at the prom and write something cruel on my prom dress.
  10. I have been using more expletives lately
  11. there's totally not anymore women ... I'm totally a dude ... and I have the biggest peenie of them all .... no lie ... seriously ... I destroy orifices all day every day
  12. a bad motherfucker 8)
  13. Are we guessing what it is? I think ....its an aluminum .... pot bellied pig
  14. so we should all wear tight pants and suspenders with no shirts? Make sure you strategically cover your nipples!
  15. I think you do these things on purpose.
  16. there's one side booty cheek
  17. And the whole city shut down .... well except FedEx we're working ... on a skeleton crew ... but we're working why didn't everybody else tell me they were calling in!
  18. pow .... like a punch ... or pow like a gunshot?
  19. I think I look pretty good. If other people don't like it ...well fuck 'em
  20. what about Kudasai?
  21. So ... is this your manifesto for when you end up in jail and on trial?
  22. owo But you swore you wouldn't say anything! What kind of friend are you!?
  23. lol
  24. fappin
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