Vamped

I was looking for related memes .... I dunno what this is from but lol

It still doesn't change the fact that he has the personal style of a middle aged white lady

Flush often

We used to have to take our cars through inspection but the city decided fuck all that.

I've never like them even when my mom used to make them.

I'll give you 2 dollar signs

I hate sloppy joe anyway .... but that just seemed like an abomination

.................wtf .... is sloppy joe pizza?! and why does it exist?!

they sound better than NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys anyway

to kill and eat them?

not porn ... I'm looking at recipes and CNN. Gonna regret it later in the week though. I need to figure out what to make for dinner tonight

I hate pumpkin flavored anything.

not really feeling motivated to do anything today. I still need to actually do some work, go to the store, make dinner, do more mom things, get ready for work & school tomorrow ..... maybe think about going to the free counseling center for my social anxiety

I really dont feel like working today so I'm doing everything but .... I'm just staring at my screen and making expressions as if I were working. Ive sent maybe 2 emails and printed 2 reports

I never understand women who are so worried about who their dudes are talking to on the side. If there is evidence he's cheating and you dont like it, let him leave. You can't force somebody to be committed to you.

a war elephant ... with armor

I try not to watch any movies that will leave me disturbed for sometime but I saw this movie on Netflix like years ago and it still bothers me. I can't even remember what it was called, it was some like "Feed" or something related. It was about some dude that would attach himself to really obese women, get them even fatter until they were immobilized, and then have them drink this lard stuff until they died on camera for a fetish site .... I think he was like liquefying the previous fat chick he was with and having the current fat chick drink her. I know that part sounds really fucking stupid but it was a part where this detective ran into a house and there was like somebody's dick in a skillet and these two men were in the bathroom. They were like cutting pieces of their body off, cooking it, and then feeding it to each other and the guy was like .... its my body and I'll eat it if I want to. Turned out the dude doing the killing .... his mom or something was really fat and he used to bring her food and when she died, he cut the fat off her dead body or something ... it was just really weird.

I dont really buy anything from victoria's secret anymore. I usually wear sports bras now anyway. I have like 5 good bras incase I wanna dress up or put 'em out there. Everything in there is over priced.

So ... I just want to check in with y'all just to make sure everybody is okay with fucking Bowser because at the end of all the shennanigans ... he goes back to being Bowser and you'll have to live with it

Its not that the puzzles are hard, its just after all of the grinding you have to do for the little tidbits of story ... you're just not gonna wanna do it

If you're gonna play Mass Effect Andromeda you might as well google all the solutions to the dumb puzzles now because I didnt even attempt to solve them.

I only go to subway when i have to work nights because the one near my job has a drive through. Turkey breast on flatbread, provolone cheese, spinach, tomato, cucumber, avocado, mayo, mustard I usually go to Firehouse for the turkey bacon ranch sub now that quiznos is gone.

You can pinch his nipples before all the videos

It makes me feel weird to get things for no reason so I feel like I have to return a gift or something with another gift or favor