Vamped

Ooooh i could go for some ramen. @.@ >.> Wanna try pho too

The little kids from Saint Jude hurt my heart all the time. Ive been seeing a few of them in Walmart and every time I get choked up. I was in a full cry on my way home >.< Dammit I gotta pull myself together. Now its a sad story on the news about a baby that had to get all of his limbs amputated.

Thats where I go take all my terrible poops.

There was a man at the dialysis clinic I interned in that believed the government was really out to get him. I had to take off my watch, hair clips, badge holder, everything with metal in it because he believed they were spying on him. We would have to put up this partition in the back of the clinic if he had to pee because he was for certain they were watching him through the mirrors. The very first time the nurses just casually but the screen up and I was just like ..... y'all are not about to pull this old man's dick out right here in the treatment room?! but yeeep they did

>.> but now there is

because .... why not?

There's a mirror in the men's room at work that's right infront of the toilet. I guess in case you need to see how you look when you poop.

The government agent assigned to watch you. Every pimple you pop, when you adjust your underwear in the mirror .... poop ... all of it

Battle Arena Toshinden .... jesus I haven't thought about that game in ages >.> Not sure if I wanna play it now though. I kinda remember it looking like shit when I was playing it on the PS1

>.> Its probably already in use by the government

vacationing and vacation planning cruises Disney World

I got out of the house to have a few beers with some friends. Dropped a few crumbs in my bra ... per usual

Geralt of Rivia

Pfft. It people can hang Christmas lights on November 1st then goddammit Ill celebrate Halloween all of October

Uuuuh .... I need my 2 days off. Even if I do absolutely nothing with them

why are you working 12 days straight!?!

These are good questions I need these answered

I mean ... that would probably get anybody's attention But carry on

So you just assume she/ it would just appear close enough that you wouldn't have to see it approach .... and just be like ... Im here, let's fuck? >.> It feels so bad that I've typed the F word so many times today

If that creepy ass neighbor wasn't trying to peep at them .... no one would have ever known

I dont ... I imagine it would smell like ass