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Fuck on it

... this looks like something I read in my youth

Thank you. I think I already had the highlight of my birthday last night at the fancy dinner. Today is going to be pretty chill I think. Gonna have lunch with mother and play some video games.

I dunno where you are getting these options but they were not on the menu. I went with the beef though. Was not disappointed

Indeed ... this is to my liking

Lmao that cat with the bottle is going through something

Thank you! This is the first thread I didn't have to share with .... Giuliani.... Erhm ... the roman guy

Nothing like peeling out of your spanx like a ripe banana at the end of the day

I'd like your help getting through these stupid coop campaigns on Overwatch if you're available this weekend

The sides that come with the beef sound better than the pheasant .... still torn

>.> Im leaning toward the pheasant but its 60/50. Ive to until 8:30 to decide. Now I must shave

Im hoping I dont embarass myself but I decided to have a fancy dinner as a present to myself. Looking at the menu ... and .... these are 2 things im comfortable with. They have halibut but its served with shrimp dumplings and Im allergic to shellfish so thats out. They have lamb chops too but I always get lamb chops when I go out to fancy places. >.> I wanna know what foie gras tastes like

Taco bell gives me liquid poops. Its time to do some adulting! And by adulting I mean .... im wearing make up and spanx

Which one for dinner tonight? Foie gras anyone?

Ok cool.

Gonna fire up the electric razor later today so I can put on a sun dress and not look like a werewolf in transition

Sounds like my grandma's collection lol

My grandma has a room full of collectible dolls

I took a Play Therapy class this semester and a baby doll was part of the toy kit we had to put together. Ive been trying to get him to give up his pacifier so I told him the baby needed it. It still didnt work

He'll be 4 in a couple months

Nah i make him take care of it while I go out partying

In the back in the red shirt yeah

His diddle game must be good

Congratulations!