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UnevenEdge

Vamped

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  1. Gonna have to do better than that
  2. I never volunteer for anything when people start planning parties ..... Like .... I can bring paper plates, drinks, booze, or like some cakes from Sam's
  3. I mean .... furniture shopping gets me going so .... I'm biased in this regard ..... but fuck getting up early
  4. ehh in my old age Independence Day doesn't do anything but annoy me when I'm trying to sleep
  5. Thats how its going to be here Friday .... I'll be here but I'll be watching hulu or netflix the whole time so .... whatever
  6. only USD and ass panera bread giftcards also
  7. I need atleast an outline of expectations Im afraid we cant be friends. Ill still take the money though
  8. Im 30. I dont know shit about proms Also they didnt play that at my prom XD
  9. I got plans .... big plans
  10. Its still all the rage at strip clubs
  11. I need that money for alcohol in vegas
  12. Do some comedy shows at a nursing home. You'll have a captured....err captivated audience and they might give you free lunch
  13. Thats okay. You can just give me the money directly
  14. .... have a baby? Volunteer? Be a mentor pass out clean needles and narcan to prostitutes and drug addicts donate some books to a local library adopt a dog adopt a cat .... return the cat buy some guinea pigs
  15. -fuck bitches -get money
  16. I set it up at work .... so far I have 3 dollars in quarters In my defense ... shit was crazy today and some of those drivers are dumb as fuck Also some of the drivers put in some quarters so ... so really I've only earned like .... one dollar ... and they were mostly "shit"
  17. We had Waldensbooks in the mall near my house, then Bretano's I think, and eventually all we had left was Borders in the big mall further away. I knew all the people that worked there by their names
  18. ....is this a question?
  19. Tough old broads that swear and keep switch blades in their bras ... my kinda people
  20. I vote you just get some masculine 30-35 year old, dress em sexy and watch the panties drop. Granny panties
  21. I never said anything about that. You're overthinking this.
  22. Go get a few people pregnant. Then you'll definitely leave something behind
  23. Good thing I only bought books from Borders ..... shit I miss Borders
  24. >.> oooooh im not good with changing habits. If I was, I would probably be a vegan with an outstanding social life and 3 dogs
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