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    I like to keep my fap tools private. I dont want there ever to be a risk I have guests over and they decide to use something thats more often slathered with cooter juice than actual juice
  2. Vamped
    Well .... I dont fap in the kitchen everywhere is fair game
  3. Vamped
    Its my house, I fap where I want
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    I also have 6 but I use them all. XD
  5. Vamped
    Might have to sacrifice some virgins or approximately 3.7 old people Results will vary
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    Simple. Witchcraft
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    Well he was in the bed.
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    When the comb overs dont work its time to go bald Or >.>
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    I refuse to part with any of my pillows. We're either going to have to fight, or they're going to have to take a nap until I wake up. I dont get enough sleep as it is.
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    A .... sex demon?
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    Are we still talking about expensive home repairs and home improvements? >.> I now have the intense urge to watch HGTV like the adult I am
  14. Vamped
    Fuck you gif
  15. Vamped
    Sounds like me driving around seeing "Birds Arent Real" billboards. I laughed for days
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    Nope. Is there one tonight?
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    Why do you need premium?
  20. Vamped
    I only grab asses if the booty is worth it. Nobody wants to waste time grabbing for empty space in the back of dad jeans.
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    I was so into Creed in highschool. As an adult I have no idea why but I bet I still remember all the songs XD
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    Im using the kindle reader app on my phone.
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    They gave you points for leaving XD
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    I dont want a gravestone. I want there to be a party and then I want to be sprinkled in like the ocean or something. None of that sad shit. No ashes sitting in a pretty urn on the mantel
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