Vamped

They cant all be great !

.... i wasnt planning to go outside anyway

The last time I knew anything about Pokemon there were only 150 and Mew and Mew-Two

They have started temperature checks at work the day I came back from vacation. I think we're up to 6 confirmed cases in our area. One of the most frustrating parts about it is, they closed the little room for customers to come pick up their stuff so Ive been helping out a shit ton finding and delivering packages to customers ... so much so my actual work is fucked for the week .... anyway ... we have to go outside the facility to hand the shit to the customers and every time they have to take our temperature. Ive had my temperature taken so many times Friday me and the nurse might as well start dating.

This thread was so precious

Anything over 70 is summer to me.

Ah .... murder. Efficient XD

I haaaaaate them. I have my phone on vibrate 98% of the time because somebody has something dumb and irrelevant to say

I delete group texts because they annoy me after awhile. Ill delete emails but once you've texted me once, chances are its still in my phone

I mean ... all those shows are on like Funimation and Crunchyroll or whatever so >.>

I mean ... usually you wouldn't want to be collecting red flags as you ponder a relationship

I slept through my alarm!! ToT Daaaaang these 12 hour shifts. I remember checking the board and thinking ... maybe I should pop in the discord earlier ... then all of a sudden its 4am

So are you saying nobody else gets hot and bothered at Whole Foods and Furniture Stores? Just me?!?!

Wait ... are you saying you're more comfortable if a strange woman in the middle of Whole Foods comes up to you for sex vs a social media stranger? ... I'd feel like they're the same amount of danger... they both could potentially be murderers Or men Well ... if thats not what you're into

Awww they let him keep the bottom of his pants :3

Well .... he was probably dressed like a whore and asking for it. No way that Chrysler was at fault

They have a delivery tracker .... when Billy Ray leaves the store with your pizza put your pants back on start looking for tip money

Yes ... working indeed

Conquer Earth so I can take it from you

Ive showed you my pregnant belly, pls respond

Good on you for helping. Id been like ... enjoy repeating this class loser. Buy some real pants next semester

Ive gotten better at refusing but it still takes me too long to commit to staying home.

Oh wow ... I agonize over calling in even when Im sick as fuck