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PenguinBoss

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  1. It's probably the darkest thing you've ever liked.
  2. That's true. It's not diverse without a blatant racist on the team.
  3. That's true, I've seen the picture!
  4. I see you're aiming for ignorant. I think just plain stupid would work just as fine for you, though.
  5. Tetra Master
  6. That's just her survival instinct kicking in.
  7. 50-something? 60?
  8. Well, no, I didn't know. I mean, I knew you were old enough.
  9. It's because you won't shut the fuck up.
  10. I'll take my food apart to eat it. I'll take toppings off pizza and eat them first, peel the skin off chicken and eat it first, etc.
  11. We have ponies, which are significantly smaller than horses. Honestly, though, we probably won't see an evolutionary change in cattle or other heavily bred species, since that's mostly controlled by humans and not nature.
  12. You act like there aren't different-sized animals already.
  13. inb4 dismissive "Whatever, sheep"
  14. You aren't supposed to shove 30 Klonopin down your gullet, either. So maybe don't be quite so judgey.
  15. So that's why you only go after white boys.
  16. You know what they say: If it's yellow, stay mellow. If it's brown, stay mellow.
  17. 3D Doritos
  18. Dumpster Fires was too good for us. We don't deserve it.
  19. Either mind control or blackmail.
  20. Like you won't get fired or quit within two weeks, anyway.
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