SwimModSponges

Temperature control isn't something I'm hugely worried about because my basement maintains pretty standard. That's a good point about the mason jar though... wonder if a fellow couldn't fill the jar before slapping it on, reduce the air that would get in. Sampling port too, that's another thing I gotta figure out. Also I'm getting a bunch of honey from the folks so I've been kicking around the idea of using a jar to freeze distill. I mean it's federally illegal, but if I just make less than a gallon and hide it in the liquor cabinet it should be fine right? Just don't tell the BATF.

This puppy.

Everybody got together and got me that sweet fermenter for my birthday. So it looks like i'mma be making massive amounts of alcohol.

Hard no. Brown sugar, bacon, beef broth, rosemary, thyme, sage.

Tell you what though, they say you're less likely to get a hangover from home brewed alcohol and i got pretty goddamn wrecked on my mead last night. Ask the wife- at one point i was pretty well blind and deaf. Feel great this morning. Thank you for the birthday wishes.

http://cbldf.org/about-us/case-files/obscenity-case-files/obscenity-case-files-jacobellis-v-ohio-i-know-it-when-i-see-it/

Yeah I heard.

Thems fighting words.

You've never had good yams and I'm sad for you.

Hulu has some good stuff, Netflix also has some good stuff. Hulu sort of pisses me off with the ads though.

This is the right answer. And I can't believe anyone would not like yams and stuffing. They're like, essential.

Dude was apparently arrested for "drunken violence," according to his brother.

Whole lotta cops over at that guys house right now.

Ok, bottled that last gallon the other day. This one's much less sweet than the first one, which makes sense as I didn't add more syrup, just cranberry juice. I definitely taste that in this one. This one has a lot more alcohol in it too for sure.

Are friends electric?

"Takes all kinds" as they say.

So hey, remember that neighbor that got arrested outside my house on the 4tg of july?

Hey update. So i interviewed for the job the other day. Felt like i did really goddamn good. Got the news today. Didn't get the position across town. The head leader at that location accepted another position within the organization, and they're bringing on someone from outside the organization to take his place. They didn't think having a new head leader and a new floor leader at the same location would work well so they went with someone more experienced. They gave the job to the floor leader at my location. And offered me his job instead. So downside is i don't get that spiteful joy from taking that assholes place, but the upside is i get to stay at a way better location. Akatosh has truly blessed me this day.

Have you seen my asshole yet? That's the requirement.

How many pots have you smoken?

Hey man that's not mine, I googled goulash and posted a pic of it to prove to these people that it's real. Real nasty.