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Next year will be worse. As will the year after that. The Blood of Numenor is all but spent.

Officially 2 weeks old and i can smell the alcohol through the airlock. Woot.

Thats my reflection.

I'm rewarded by every moment that passes as i bask in the glory of my god of Time.

I was raised in a basement and didn't meet anyone outside my family until I was 5.

Oh i wasn't praying with them. I was sort of doing the "stand there grinning" like you do when they sing happy birthday.

She looked sort of concerned but she was still going with it.

Yesterday a lady said I was so bright and cheerful and she asked me if the light of the lord was the reason. She started asking me if I believed in god and after a little bit of prodding I told her about my Time worship.

They were saying i was such a great person and always so kind to everyone and i brought joy with me and all that. So then they say "would you mind if we prayed for you?" And im like "yeah sure, if you'd like." So i figured they'd like, go home and when they did their before-bed prayer or whatever they'd throw in a quick shoutout and thatd be it. But nah. They stood right there in line and thanked god for the light and joy i carry inside me and asked the lord to reward me. This legitimately happened like four hours ago.

I highly recommend leaving it if you can.

I mean you're not totally wrong...

The jws have been preaching end times forever. Source- i was one as a child.

Do you have a plan on how to advance or are you just waiting for advancement to happen naturally? Because it rarely does that. *** but also fuck on camera dude. Solid advice that.

I think i might celebrate by starting what will eventually be illegally distilled liquor. Don't tell the feds

So to answer that question we have to first ask ourselves 'what is it that actually makes something funny?'. So think about that in relation to your statement and see if you can't answer your own question.

Also it smells like mangoes.

So, the first thing I do after starting a brew is panic because I just know I fucked something up and ruined it. So this time, i figure i'm best off blending all of my fruit before I mix it in- so it'll take up less space and can get more distributed in the must. So i had about a gallon of fruit puree to four honey mixture (i'm leaving a good amount of head space because i've seen a lot of these bubble over) and i get em all mixed together in my fermenter, open up the window (i've got it in the case for blocking light) and see what looks like a 2 inch thick fruitcap there to smother my fermentation. Thankfully this is not the case, went down an hour later to find bubbles floating right up through the mush. Going pretty crazy right now- like yeast fireworks. 20201203_184624.mp4

Aight, got my summer recipe started. Peach, honeydew, and ginger. Starting gravity of 1.084, so that should be about perfect. Now i just gotta wait for the bubbles to start. So exciting.

Last night i dreamed that i was eating ass. So thats something i've never dreamed about before.

Beyonce singing "you got me sprung and I don't care who sees" is insensitive to people who do have to hide their public erections.

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