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It seems different and i don't like it.

Folks always ask "whats hand fastening" And i'm always like "its when you don't eat hands for a while. "

So turns out i have no idea how many seasons of archer i've actually seen.

Eirn.

Wisconsin. For real though, wife wants a hand fastening ceremony. Down with that, but she's not letting me lead the whole thing with a prayer to Akatosh. Which i think is bullshit. Prayer takes like 10 seconds, and almost every wedding I've been to starts with a prayer. Its only right that i ask the dragon god of Time to bless our future.

We did the courthouse thing last year, nice small non-religious deal. This October (hopefully if this whole thing winds down by then) we're planning on a non-ceremonial party type thing. Yard games, alcohol, delicious food, karaoke... The theme we want to go with is something like a hobbits birthday party.

You know what I've noticed the British do? They pronounce the H at the start of H. Like we say Aich, they say "heych". I like it.

Also just watched Onward. Was not super excited given the reviews, but it was decent. Better than i had thought it was going to be.

I did it in person, and i don't believe "wishing someone a happy birthday" means anything more than a "bless you" when somebody sneezes. Don't wish people happy birthdays, do shit to ensure the outcome. Thats what i argue every year. ... I should stop making that argument but i don't learn.

ænt ˈwɔtər ˈlænˌkæstər kəˈrɪbiən ˈaʊər

Bob Dylan, Bob Denver, John Dylan, John Denver. They're all the same person in my mind.

Hey speaking of Bob Dylan he's got a new album coming out.

I'mma go ahead and add something though. Each state gets a couple heroes with magical weapons. Get some dynasty warriors shit going on up in here.

I don't understand the lack of understanding. It was the song, then instead of "don't stand so close to me" part i overexagetated it for comedic effect.

Junior mints. Mixed with popcorn. Am I... Am I supposed to be doing this with all movie theater candy? Is everything at the concessions stand just a popcorn mix-in? Why didn't anyone tell me?

Cheddar Man, the first known human in Britain, was a black man.

That sounds sort of far fetched to me.

... wut?

That's why currently its best practice to say "first nations".

Canada does not want us.

I can see Wisconsin taking the UP of Michigan, but I'm betting they come right back and squeeze us between Minnesota. Illinois would hammer us from the south pretty heavy but I think they're mainly going to be watching out for Ohio to come on in.

Indigenous people?

Last I was aware yeah 'first nations peoples' is the preferred phrasing. I mean that's not what they called it back then because they didn't speak english and they didn't know there's be subsequent nations... Hang on...