SwimModSponges

You know who was obsessed with chairs? Michael Jackson. One of his favorite hobbies was making art of chairs with faces.

So today when I get in for my 3rd closing shift in a row, the other leader heads on lunch. Well, he gets back and says he just got off the phone with his brother, who he had dinner with last night, who just tested positive for covid. So he goes home, I run the rest of the night alone, don't get a break because there's nobody to cover. Hey speaking of covering, he was supposed to cover a closing shift at a location in a town half hour to the east because their leaders are out on covid. So now I get to go over there and close. And then on tuesday I close again. 5 says straight closing. Fun. I also hate the smell of cooked eggs.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/armed-man-arrested-near-ellipse-said-he-needed-information-on-oval-office-police/2550545/

So mom stopped by this morning and I gave her a sample. She said it was "incredibly good". She keeps asking "why aren't you bottling this right now?" Well its my summer recipe. It's gotta age.

Yeah, i have been 10x over for quite a while now.

Heya jingo, remember that video i posted a while back of a truptard going rabid screaming at a dude as he calmly called him stupid? And his friend was in the background punching a street sign because he's just so goddamn weak, insecure, and impotent? When you hammer on that react button, who do you think you most represent in the above scenario?

Yeah, we almost saw a successful coup. We didn't.

Plus the whole thing about Trump paying manaforts "government overtrow r' us" company 1.7 mil to organize the coup. Yeah we almost saw congresspeople executed on live television amid a successful coup.

https://www.businessinsider.com/capitol-siege-far-right-rioters-used-facebook-to-hunt-lawmakers-fbi-2021-1

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-01-22/trump-campaign-paid-organizers-of-pre-riot-rally-2-7-million

Inside job. https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/21/politics/michael-flynn-brother-capitol-hill-riot/index.html

Last night i dreamed that i was trying to rack, but the fermenter was filled with oatmeal. So that wasn't cool.

If you have to ask you're not turtley enough.

Here's a fun breakdown of the various crimes people will be going to federal prison for.

Sorta can't most of the time at work. Always somebody close-talking to you. That new guy we hired that was almost my boss back in the day? Dude stands a few inches from you. Always.

Well I saw this and instantly thought somebody was just rehashing this story from 2016, like those motherfuckers like to do whenever there's a slow news day. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/sep/14/scientists-reveal-most-accurate-depiction-of-a-dinosaur-ever-created But (pun intended) no, a whole (pun intended) new study. Cool.

Out front of my workplace.

https://people.com/politics/pro-trump-rioters-tear-down-american-flag-replace-with-trump-flag-at-u-s-capitol-building/ That's never happened before in american history. Not even in 1812. Britts burned that motherfucker down but didn't raise their flag.

Thats cool don't answer.

Let's get back on track then. That attempted coup was a pretty big deal. You agree?

Hey looks like jingos back. I'd ask him to use words but i wouldn't be able to see them. And nothing of value is lost.

Found it for you.

Gtfo with that splitting of hairs bullshit. Motherfucker got hit with a fire extinguisher and died because of it. Just because he wasn't hit twice by a fire extinguisher you're saying its no big deal. And they say i move goalposts.