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SwimModSponges

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  1. Because Spoiler Alert they ran out of lightsabers so the last jedi has to use a regular sword.
  2. If you're headed through wisconsin, make sure to stop and get some cheese curds der hey.
  3. Im going to see the second to last jedi instead.
  4. I feel I'm a mint man. I can be cool, even icy at times, but more than that I am refreshing; sophisticated, clean, and above all, unique. I am effervescent. How about yourselves?
  5. Like i said, you have to be ok with suffering for 10 days. I wouldnt do it for less than a hundred, but id negotiate that id get it as $10 per day, and if you lose the bet you have to give it back double. That way, if you lose, you can just say "oh shit, i spent the money on drugs. Sorry."
  6. http://jurassicoutpost.com/jurassic-world-get-expanded-universe-upcoming-prequel-novel/ Discover the beginnings of one of Jurassic World‘s most beloved characters–Claire Dearing–in this original action-packed young adult novel. During the events of Jurassic World, Claire Dearing faced the savage fury of dinosaurs unleashed . . . but it wasn’t the first time. In this entirely new coming-of-age story, Claire lands an elite internship working for Simon Masrani and soon discovers his plans to build an all-new theme park–Jurassic World! Along the way, Claire establishes valuable relationships with both her peers and the prehistoric creatures she studies, but when the situation turns dangerous, she begins to see the dinosaurs in a different light. Fans of Jurassic World will delight in filling in the gaps of Claire’s past, all while gaining insights into the experiences that transformed her into the strong woman we know today. Goddamn i hope she ends up having sex with a dinosaur.
  7. Do you live in a state with castle laws? Because you run the risk of being murdered.
  8. Way to be. But in any case, i know nothing about tobacco so dont quote me here; but everything else on that list seems mighty easy to take a 10 day break from, provided you're ok with suffering for 10 days. Ten days is nothing in terms of suffering.
  9. I wanted to come in with a smartass comment about how everything is a substance, but you clarified right there in the op dangit. The only other input i have is bet money then spend it on drugs. Better yet cut out the middle man and bet drugs.
  10. I wish someone would pay me in Guam.
  11. We're all paying for this site in one way or another.
  12. You know it.
  13. I am best.
  14. Omniscient.
  15. At least im not getting orc'ed.
  16. This entire group has pms.
  17. The computer is only smarter than you because you let it. You must plan and adapt.
  18. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
  19. *Too Read and review my fanfictions dangit.
  20. You have to think multiple moves ahead like the computer does. Open up a time portal.
  21. Labeling reality as a dream only does a disservice.
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