SwimModSponges

1. Actual meat- can't be beat 2. Frozen meat- like chicken strips and stuff 3. Hot dogs and deli meat- It's not the best, but it's protein 4. Canned meat products- I'm going to include the meat in canned soup in here too, because I this is my list and I make the rules.

No but I did mention it, so I still get points for that.

Totally did happen, and today in an all-day interview thing with a bunch of the higher ups in the company, I'm pretty sure I got at least one of them to cry too. I'm a goddamn inspiration.

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Pretty sure I've got a promotion in the future.

I can't read.

They needed to redo like half that movie because test audiences were absolutely certain he would turn out to be a serial killer.

I need to get all m blitzball players at max level.

I was considering picking up FFX for cheap, but I'm worried I wouldn't have time to play it. Ark, Sims 3, Skyrim SE.

Dis knee.

I've never even seen one.

Yo mamma's labia so old and saggy they remind one of the ears of an elephant. And not the water-loving Indian elephant, the dusty African elephant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKWy8wHQrnE

Theme or message- 2.5 points. You stick to one idea fairly well- the doll being possessed. It gets muddled as to whether the doll was possessed in the beginning or not, but on the whole it doesn't really matter: very simple story structure- Abused kid dies, mom wants revenge, goes to voodoo lady who puts kid into doll, end. Revenge theme does not get explored at all Plot, setting, etc- 2 points. Plot goes nowhere, very few details, those that are there seem unnecessary. No real suspense or action, dialogue is mediocre at best. Organization- 2 points. No real closure to the story, Ric said it best: "I know the main point of the story is the doll possession but it ends abruptly and the whole revenge plot went nowhere, as did the possibility of the doll being supernatural beforehand." Language and style- 2 points. Vocabulary needs work, sentence structure is often confusing, random switches between past and present tenses, first and third person, tone needs a lot of work. Conventions- 1 point, but you specifically said to disregard this aspect of the story, so there we are.

I think you have to add the content warning, otherwise it won't let you post the story. It's a flaw in the system.

They also need to remake BattleZone 2, combat commander. Kind of a stupid name, but man, awesome game.

Steam's summer sale is going on right now too. Sims 3 expansion packs for $4.99. Skipped buying lunch a few days in a row to jusify spending the money.

I'll see what I can do, I've been mighty busy as of late.

I was summoned. Put your mouse on top of the "fanfics" button and click on the thing that says "My fanfics." If you can't do that, you don't have permission, ask an admin.

Yams are pretty good. Good for you too.

They really need to make a new Aliens vs. Predators video game; the greatest Aliens vs. Predator game ever made. It would be set in an open-world environment; inside a terraformed crater on some alien moon or something. There would be like a mining colony and science facility, caverns, jungles, ancient temples, all kinds of shit. And the locations and environments would change depending on which faction currently controlled it; aliens throwing hives up, predators hanging them bodies and skulls and whatnot, marines mostly just cleaning all that shit up. The end goal of course would be to conquer the whole map against 2 AI armies, or play little chunks of the map with large groups online. Whenever you die the map stays as it was, and you respawn in a special area controlled by your forces. For Marines and Predators, you lose all the special gear, trophies, and weapons you may have earned while adventuring and have to create a new character. As an alien you start out as a freshly-hatched facehugger. You'll be able to see all your death stats at special "graveyard" locations for each faction. Marine players can unlock the ability to have 2 AI followers, Aliens can unlock up to five, but Predator has to go solo. Marine gameplay would feel like Mass Effect with bits of Alien Isolation when shit gets hairy. Predator gameplay would ideally feel a lot like a hunting sim, and Alien play would be a mixture of stealth-focused and zerg rushes. I'd play the shit out of that game.

Not an ergonomically designed stool.

Best investment I ever made.