SwimModSponges

Im not dissing them, i know theyre amazing. Even though nobody else appreciates them.

I highly doubt its the latter.

There's 99 of them anonymous sunsabitches on right now and it's freaking me out.

You're in the desert when you see a tortoise. It's flipped over on its back, its legs kicking out helplessly as its belly bakes in the hot sun. You could save it; flip it back over, but you're not. Why aren't you helping it?

It was a McJaguar.

I was supposed to have yesterday and today off but somebody called in so i had to go in for half a shift yesterday. Actually a lot of people called in so my usual job of wrangling monkeys was more like walking around making sure the four monkeys i had were keeping busy.

It was a test; you were n camera the whole time and they wanted to see if you switched the names on any of the urines with your own. Did you pass?

A can sit. ON MY FACE.

My own. Alurawein.

Yeah those except without them goofy lines up top.

Living in rural wisconsin, one out of every three tatoos is a little cross on their hand that they probably got in jail.

Gauluien

You have the whole day off? How much fanfiction did you read?

The majority of tatoos i am aware of are non professional.

Lambredau Delanequa Narlamota Beaturala Haufwendelliana Malveaux

Not veal, lamb. Delicious lamb.

This was last year. I don't believe I ate any of them as to the best of my recollection the sheep in that picture were all ladies. I ate pieces of their sons.

I'm ready to go on a quest, you just give the word. I'll drag the X-men along and make another fanfiction out of it.

Can we work off our warning points by going on quests and shit?

A sheep, not a lamb? Why? You have to kill them when they're babies or they don't taste as good.

Yes I have no problem with that.

Make sure your fingernails are clean.

I've won like, two or three days.