SwimModSponges

The world only turns forwards. Free will is an illusion caused by humanity's inability to observe time as a spatial dimension. Sisyphus knew no greater joy in his life than pushin' that rock.

I love its little feet.

At least we can handle tortoises, right?

Yeah I bet they frown on gambling in the library. Where's a game of dice when you need one?

Good movie.

I'm betting she can see his cards in the reflection of the window. Either way, she's blufffing.

Regal even.

How is that Nunes memo working out for you? Also, one way in which the Trump presidency is unlike the Nixon one- when Nixon was under investigation and fired swaths of people, it was called the Saturday Night Massacre and led to his resigning. Under Trump, that happens every Friday. Also, Nixon wanted the US to have a socialized healthcare system like the rest of the developed world was adopting at the time. Shows you how far right the government has shifted.

Goddamn it was exciting.

Its velociraptor

Nothing yet. The anticipation is palpable.

They seem like they're going with dinosaurs we've seen footage of previously in other trailers, taking that couple-second clip, then giving us a new one. The exceptions of course being chasmosaurus and gallimimus, which had previously been unseen prior to their profiles.. If we go by the formula, the only dinosaurs it could be would be T-Rex, Velociraptor, or Deinonychus. Now since there was a bit of an uproar about the deinonychus model's goofy headcrest, I doubt they will be displaying that one. Which leaves T-Rex, velociraptor, or an unknown. Now, we've seen camarasaurus and apatosaurus in the background in a couple videos, but that's just the background; they were not the main focus of the video as was the case in the aforementioned carnivores. We should know in about 10 minutes. I am very excited.

Have you heard of anyone dying of vampires recently? you're welcome.

I'm just happy I made top 5.

The next one after that was one in which you drove an aeroplane.

Posts to reactions ratio. Take the green number by your name and divide it by the white number by your name, then multiply the result by 100. discolemonade- 32% Misaka- 49% Hot damn, we have a new leader.

Almost half of your posts receive a reaction. You da man.

No, you're actually at 44%. Congrats.

because it's a dick measuring contest. aaaaand go!

"Deny garbage a safe space." Could be a fun band name.

I spend parts of my job in the office, but mostly its running everywhere else.

I have to protect the world from vampires.

Depends on what sort of custom sig you want.

Super mario world on my uncles NES at my grandparents house.