SwimModSponges

about a pit trap? Never. Pit traps are serious business.

What if its warning about a pit trap ahead? I bet you'd prefer a message about that to none.

What about girlfrinds' excess?

Well obviosly if youre carving a message into a wall youre probably not going to be focused on the penmanship.

And duct tape solves all problems.

You can use it to carve stuff into a wall if you need to write something on a wall and you dont have a pencil.

If it makes tou feel any better; just remember that your life and the entirety of your perception of it is just an infinitely small portion of a massive chemical reaction that began billions of years ago, will continue for billions more, and is only now, momentarily, coming together to form yourself. Time is not malleable; you can change the future no more than you can change the past. Rest assured that only the things that are to occur will happen.

It wasnt very impressive. Literally a front-butt.

Cant be any worse than the darkness which sits at the heart of all beings, right?

Contest ends tomorrow yall. Make sure to enter.

The other half could be solved with a nail. ... Think that one over for a bit, pretty sure its a deep thought. Sounded deep at least.

Tried that a few weeks back. Bacon got too crispy and the burgers did not turn out as well as i had hoped.

You're over half way there. You can do it!

Eh... I mean some of the stuff has held up pretty well; Tool is still a pretty good band, but I'm not obsessed with them like I was. For the most part no though; after high school and around my early 20's my tastes kind of refined into more obscure versions of the more mainstream things I had been listening to. Then into my mid to late 20s, I kind of let go of the "fetishization" of my particular tastes, branched out into other slightly obscure genres, finally I'm mostly just "fuck it, listen to the work radio, get happy when there's a halfway decent song on."

Oh yeah that's right. Well at least the majority of my worst posts are hidden.

Im not sure, but i should go to dumpster fires and post several more just in case.

I know right? Man, they are not going to be able to look me in the eye soon here. She's like "i couldnt find the website, so i found you on there and went through your posts" And im like "theres some weird shit in there."

You didnt get a chance to see her beef drapes?

Yeah, hid that one pretty well. I come right out and say it in the beginning of the next one though.

Which twist ending? Ive got one in eacg story. Seriously though, i came back and everybody in the backroom is talking about getting a link and im like.. "Yes, finally some recognition."

Ffs, theyre right there in the creative works folder. XvAvP comes first, thwn the xav club, then jurassic world.

Im on lunch right now. But yeah, shes sharing the link with a bunch of other people who work here. Its going to be fun when they hit the messed up parts.

And now that they know who i am here its only a matter of time before i get in trouble for my inappropriate posts. Exciting times.

Those aren't dinosaurs.