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SwimModSponges

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  1. I had a representative of all the desert salads. Now im waiting for the kitchen to clear out so i can grab cake.
  2. You know what? I'm willing to bet jennifer lopez did it because there can only be one.
  3. Totally missed the boat on them.
  4. I don't recall having knowledge of her when she was alive, and now that she's dead, pretty much the only thing I know about her is she is dead. Same with that lady from TLC... Left eye lopez or something like that? Well, she's dead now.
  5. I was hoping for a rickroll.
  6. Never seen it.
  7. Last black person I saw was... friday? Sounds about right.
  8. Eh, I'll just enjoy my easter basket.
  9. Well I assume it's going to be mashed potatoes (which I also hate) and tat sort of thing. So... yeah.
  10. Oh god, probably ham. I hate ham so much. Should have gone to my folks easter, they had rack of lamb, but i didnt want to be stuck in the car for four hours. Ham w/ the womans folks tonight. Sigh.
  11. Wiresless vibrating egg w/ clitoral stimulator
  12. Speaking of creepers, are you a fan of those vines that folks put up on their houses?

    I think they look nice but im pretty sure they damage the structure of the wall underneath. 

  13. If i see a seven foot dude going apeshit, im not going to be thrilled.
  14. I saw the dinosaur and was excited, but it was short lived.
  15. get you one of these-
  16. Same reason as the rest of us. Bare asshole gotta breathe.
  17. So hey, have i told you about jurassic world evolution yet?

    Its going to be goddamn amazing.

  18. So we're in the air, having a great time, when we hit a spot of really rough turbulence; my servant spilling champaign all over the cabin. Well he looks like hes going to cry and im like "relax bernard, these things happen." So i go up to the cockpit, see how everything is going up in there, and i see Maxwell, my aviator, sitting there with his pants around his legs and a line of coke the size of my arm across the control console. Now by this point i dont know if he didnt see me or just didnt care; hes sitting there, teetch chattering, masturbating furiously while whispering words of encouragement to himself. I let him finish (didnt want to interrupt him) but as soon as we touched down i fired him.
  19. Theres a post in DF entitled "WE'RE BEING RAIDED" where i cover all this. Its the fbi.
  20. So we got a ton of different peoples gameplay, it was on a month old dev build and only the first 45 minutes ir so of the game, but still. This is going to be the best thing ever.
  21. I heard there's a party in here.

    Hey @Adminderaptorpat, would I get in trouble if I post a butthole beneath a spoiler tag?

    giphy.webp

  22. As a youngin' I saw the redwoods of Cali, the pacific and atlantic oceans, the badlands of montana, yosemite, yellowstone, mt. rainier, mt. hood... I've been outside a lot. Dinosaurs. They're what gets me hard.
  23. Also, when i first saw JP as a child, i knew it was my destiny to one day build a dinosaur park. The time has nearly come.
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