SwimModSponges

So far I have one warning point, and another infraction for which I didn't get a point, just a warning. They're both about my liberal use of the N-word.

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I won't lie, you do need to work on your appearance slightly. Nothing a comb and different clothes couldn't fix. But appearance isn't really what females are attracted to. You have to be confident, man. This is where a wingman would help you out; he'd probably take you to a bar in town and walk you through the whole process of picking up a lady. If you don't feel comfortable contacting your boss, just read my goddamn fanfiction, and pay attention to the manner in which I conduct myself. Act like that.

I see myself in you. Not physically of course, but sexually. God damn it, that still sounds wrong. You are an unhappy and socially awkward man without romantic and physical love in your life. I too was once in your shoes. I want to help you because I was you, and I needed help. And now I'm here to help you. And I'm trying to help you, but it can't just be me in this. You have to actually do these things; you have to follow my advice. Now read my goddamn fanfictions.

What, was one of your tasks breaking my heart? Because you broke my heart, ghostrek. You broke my heart again.

... You took my advice and hung out with your old boss last night, didn't you? I'm telling you man, all you needed the whole time was a wingman to help build your confidence up. Good on you bro. Good on you. Now read my fanfictions.

The fuck is a WaWa? I thought it was some regional grocery store chain?

It's gotten a lot more fun. I play an orc named Chief Aldaganja.

I got back into ESO, haven't played it for 4 years. It's waaay better than it was back then.

It's not predictive text, it's been on the internets for years.

I dindu nuffin.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Well when her mom dies on the first date... you kind of have to in order to cheer her up, right?

I AM A RUINER.

"SPONGES!!!" That's me! waka waka waka!

It's always necessary while I'm around.

The skin flute.

Use search booleans .

I don't know; he never gave an explanation, he just wood ent.

Goddamnit, thatd be a glitch. Though i am desperate.

Probably because they realized the fish distributor has bugs in their fish.

Dont even get me started on the golden corral. Its earned the name "the golden trough" and the fish has bugs in it. True story.

Ive been told that by people who love coffee, but the truth is that black coffee is acidic enough to kill tastebuds so you no longer get the extreme bitter flavor. Same reason why old people like hard candies; their tastebuds have degraded to the point that they can only taste the sugar and have no need for other flavors.

Theres an ihop nearby, nobody ever goes in. Peak breakfast time and we're the only customers in the building. Stuffed french toast still came out cold.