SwimModSponges

A lot of us were really into the idea so we all brought our own vegetable seeds and whatnot, got them all set up in a big field. We kept really precise notes on exactly whose plants were were. All the info was kept in our chives.

Read my fanfictions. Plenty of dinosaur rape.

Ask for an OTP HJ during it, if she says no, do it for yourself.

She cant, that would be smugglung and the airplane people dont like it when you do that.

Girlfriend is in Colorado today, at an airforce base for work. I have none.

Myself. Had a party last weekend, somebody suggested doing shots. Well, i have a five-year old bottle of peppermint schnapps with maybe half a shot left, and an empty bottle of baileys chocolate cherry that i got a couple Christmases ago. Im bad at parties.

Can i smoke the flowers?

A pack of Zach Galifianakis.

I realize you're excited, but that hat is ridiculous.

Because it's in arr-ears.

I say indeed.

You know what would cheer you up?

Every day is exactly the same.

The walking dead one was by Wicked Angel productions, and Joanna Angel tries waaaay to hard. Plus it's mostly butt stuff so eh. Down on Abby was amazing. Can't recall the production company off hand, but everything from the costumes to the sets, even the atmospheric lighting- everything was spot-on.

They did a walking dead parody. Also a downto abby parody called down on abby. That one had a high production budget though.

The new one? yeah it was cool.

Coolest- Ah geez, columbia river gorge? Least impressive- grand canyon.

I do what I'm told.

Im not dissing them, i know theyre amazing. Even though nobody else appreciates them.

I highly doubt its the latter.

There's 99 of them anonymous sunsabitches on right now and it's freaking me out.

You're in the desert when you see a tortoise. It's flipped over on its back, its legs kicking out helplessly as its belly bakes in the hot sun. You could save it; flip it back over, but you're not. Why aren't you helping it?

It was a McJaguar.

I was supposed to have yesterday and today off but somebody called in so i had to go in for half a shift yesterday. Actually a lot of people called in so my usual job of wrangling monkeys was more like walking around making sure the four monkeys i had were keeping busy.