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SwimModSponges

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  1. Im still waiting.
  2. ... That cyclops clearly has 2 eyes.
  3. We standardized this already.
  4. Choice only exists from an incomplete perspective of spacetime. NO CHOICE.
  5. Demonstrably false.
  6. Thats not necessary, just give us a good muff shot. You know, like i said, make it stick out its tongue and say "ah."
  7. Yes, and the line about abos is racist. Still a catchy tune. How about this one:
  8. Like... with his front feet on the wall? Because the first time I imagined it; it was the back feet. And that was weird.
  9. Free will exists only through our ignorance of reality. The chemicals which make up ourselves and the world around us have been part of a singular chain reaction that occurs according to the laws of reality. Taking it a step further, the existence of time disproves free will: in two minutes, do the thing you won't do in two minutes. Two minutes ago, dont do the thing you did. Also i wish i was high; this is me at baseline.
  10. Tie me kangaroo down.
  11. I have to leave the house to get paid.
  12. if you woke with her, then it sounds like you already succeeded, no? But in all seriousness, don't go out with co-workers. What's that you say? she quit? Look her up, get them digits, and plant that man-seed son.
  13. My guy isnt around at the moment. Beer until then.
  14. Thats what the science suggests, i have no problem sleeping one way or the other.
  15. Females don't select a mate based on physical attraction; humans are not peacocks . Females select a mate based on its ability to ensure offspring survival; humans are weaver birds
  16. Politics today.
  17. Topic- Concentration camps, good or bad? Aaaaand go!
  18. Quick question: does any of this have anything to do with the time I outed Mike Pence as a member here?
  19. Didn't actually have one until I was about 12. Before that I had a sleeping bag on the floor.
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