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SwimModSponges

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  1. SwimModSponges
    I'll give you a hint, I was in the kitchen when I thought of those up there.
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    Did you listen to the story I posted? Do it. it's a good story.
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    Epileptic seizure. Last year i think?
  4. SwimModSponges
    I listened to this one recently and just had to share it.
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    SOMEONE HELP ME I CAN'T FUCKING STOP THINKING IN RIDDLES ITS DRIVING ME INSANE
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    2 more along the same theme (different answers for each though): I'm the one who runs this place And people sit upon my face -and- I'm the second choice suggested The one whose numbers can't be bested
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    Say,i don't see ads anymore. They gone?
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    Its a break within debate And a holding place for plates
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    *waits patiently for someone to take a crack at mine*
  11. SwimModSponges
    It's what you've done when you have delved It's where you've placed the you you've selved.
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    Nope
  13. SwimModSponges
    For real though- shorty: I am what you need to see And I am carried easily
  14. SwimModSponges
    What comes in groups and rhymes with apes?
  15. SwimModSponges
    I'm going to guess nazi as well.
  16. SwimModSponges
    All right, ill make it easier. First in ending Last in strife I surround an empire I terminate life.
  17. SwimModSponges
    Figured we needed an original riddle, so I came up with this one during lunch: Absent within Silent inside In freedom I scream In aeons I hide What am I?
  18. SwimModSponges
    Thats what you think. One of your neighbors is growing corn in their basement. Guarenteed.
  19. SwimModSponges
    This guy knows what im talking about.
  20. SwimModSponges
    Every football game at my old public high school starts with a mandatory prayer.
  21. SwimModSponges
    Bet the old folks think that's lazy. "Plant the cornn get 'er goin'
  22. SwimModSponges
    Live near more old people. Think that might have something to do with it. "That worthless millennial kid is out mowing his lawn this morning... shit, i'll show him who isn't lazy."
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    You start up your lawn mower, your neighbor hears it and thinks "... fuck, i better get on out there too." Then they make old man noises while they get the mower out of the garage.
  24. SwimModSponges
    Let's take this in a positive direction: err'body post some of your favorite content creators. I'mma spoiler tag mine so they don't take up half the page.
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