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SwimModSponges

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  1. You ever hoovered boat schneef? I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.
  2. It's not bad, I just can't breath is all. It's kind of erotic when you think about it. ... I need less dayquill.
  3. But it doesn't work as well without hearing it. It's an auditory joke. Also I need more dayquill.
  4. Forgot, I had a necklace for like a month.
  5. Not at all.
  6. None of those things were goth. Thats emo af.
  7. Wore these boots: + Eye-shadow and a cape + I had long hair that I put into a pony tail, but used about 20 hair tiesyo cover the entire length of said pony tail, with just a tuft of hair sticking out the end. I was pretty cool.
  8. I went home early after getting everything set up for the day. Got me a cold. Lot of pto though and we had full coverage, so i don't feel bad. Laying on the couch drinking dayquil.
  9. https://www.wartgames.com/themes/religions/genesis.html
  10. Put shampoo on hair, get into shower, lather hair, rinse. Lather soap, wash face, armpits, genitals, asshole. Rinse, exit shower. If you scrub your whole body you're probably scratching off the top layer of skin (the horney layer- thats what its called) and you're doing harm.
  11. I watch bestinslot for the commentary not the gameplay. Also I watched a full playthrough of that new cthulhu game and im glad I didn't buy it.
  12. This is why i put all my money into the ground.
  13. You know a wholesome video game youtuber who would never do anything like that? Bestinslot.
  14. Well I suppose that's better than pissing on your mom at least.
  15. No, actually that sounds like the kind of death she would think is awesome. Hopefully they never find her and make us pay to bury her, and she can just decompose into the earth. Yeah, she'd dig that.
  16. Call your mother and make sure she's adequately exercised.
  17. I rode a rollercoaster once. After my brain injury though anything that moves my head around too quickly is a recipe for unbearable vertigo.
  18. If you find yourself in the limelight again due to a renewed interest in your previous work due mostly to nostalgia, don't try to rekindle the spark by doing an updated version of the old routine. If you have knowledge on a subject but are not an expert on that subject, people without knowledge on that subject will believe they are smarter than you.
  19. Never played D&D but I've always wanted to. I'd play a charismatic orc scholar who uses a spear and a crossbow. His name would be Chief Aldaganja.
  20. One of them was about a pair of wife-swappers who came together over their forbidden love of baseball. It's called "A swing and Amish."
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