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SwimModSponges

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  1. They're saying power will be out until Wednesday.
  2. Sold porn, pipes, and sex toys for six years. Is there a specific question i can answer for you?
  3. Feel bad for our friends getting married today.
  4. Bigass storm about. Lotta branches in the yard.
  5. I'm not talking about "oh yeah, I'm pretty good a x," if its something anybody could do with a bit of practice. Not easy shit; shit where you had to bleed to get where you are, and most of the folks who started where you did burned out a long time ago. Something you are top at.
  6. Not the most physically painful, but definitely one of the most unique pains I've experienced was the electrical stimulation on my vocal chords to get the paralyzed one back up and running. Basically they jammed electric needles into my voice boxand wiggled them around while I making me say "Aaaaaa" over and over again so they could watch with a camera in my throat. So that was fun. And when I say "wiggled around," I mean pretty strongly. Like, grab your voice box and wiggle it around. That, only with needles.
  7. Semi truck. Actually probably this ventilator they had me on; felt like getting kicked in the gut and chest by a horse every ten seconds or so.
  8. I made a thread about it, but I will post it here too. The area 51 raid was engineered by a russian bot campaign with the sole intention of getting the united states military to open fire on a large group of civilians. This type of thing is going to happen a lot more often.
  9. Everybody knows what mine is. You can hear it right now. Gotcha.
  10. Rainman get off nabs computer, it's bad enough you   killed him, now you're impersonating him.

    You're sick.

  11. And what about batgirl: she just makes her whole superhero person revolve around batman. Come on Barbara Gordon; is a bat really the theme you want for your superhero, or are you just repeating what Bruce did?
  12. There is a couple who lives there permanently, but they have a spare bedroom they rent outt to other people for months at a time. Who is responsible for the upkeep of the apartment?
  13. Getting ripped af.
  14. What's your mother's favorite food?
  15. Once everyone has read and reviewed my fanfictions, I will be free.
  16. The boards are boring now because bucket left, taking our sunshine with him.
  17. The nabs thing is the biggest news, some guy trying to sell a rock he claimed would magically make rain tracked him down and beat him to death with it.
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