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    What did Mike Tyson say to the pharmacist while directing him to grab the correct cold and flew drug?

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 16 replies
    • 796 views
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    Just learned my mom runs 8 miles every morning.

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 10 replies
    • 669 views
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    Did you know that there are Amish romance novels?

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 9 replies
    • 788 views
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    Sandboxes are the stupidest piece of playground equipment.

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 29 replies
    • 1203 views
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    Did you hear about the Egyptians who farted at the same time?

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 8 replies
    • 774 views
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    I also did things today.

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 1 reply
    • 414 views
  7.  

    Dissent among the trees

    By SwimModSponges, in UEMB Member Share-Space

    • 1 reply
    • 1330 views
  8.  

    They need to make Tinder for friends.

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 7 replies
    • 618 views
  9.  

    The point of the squeaking mechanism in dog toys.

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 0 replies
    • 386 views
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    They call it a "whitman's sampler," which implies you're getting tastes of larger products.

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 3 replies
    • 390 views
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    *Sigh* so they're sending me across town...

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 1 reply
    • 518 views
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    Last names are usually determined by the profession of one's ancestors: the Smiths were smiths, the Taylors were tailors, etc.

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 44 replies
    • 2190 views
  13.  

    I'm still no artist, but at least i'm working with sketchbook now instead of MS Paint.

    By SwimModSponges, in Arts, Literature & Music

    • 1 reply
    • 1087 views
  14.  

    Use my mouth for war

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 4 replies
    • 539 views
  15.  

    Four days until vacation.

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 5 replies
    • 578 views
  16.  

    Cannibal Sandwiches.

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 11 replies
    • 828 views
  17.  

    If UEMB members were pokemon, who would their evolutions be?

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 7 replies
    • 610 views
  18.  

    What is the proper procedure for writing numbers into sentences?

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 8 replies
    • 828 views
  19.  

    I WANT TO FIGHT EVERYONE.

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 4 replies
    • 496 views
  20.  

    "No shirt, no shoes, no service."

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 11 replies
    • 1028 views
  21.  

    Why didn't Katt_goddess get a celebration thread for her promotion?

    By SwimModSponges, in UEMB.com Community Discussion

    • 15 replies
    • 2022 views
  22.  

    If you want to do a good lovecraftian movie or video game, IT NEEDS TO BE RACIST.

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 4 replies
    • 477 views
  23.  

    When i was younger i loved to chew on seat belts.

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 3 replies
    • 418 views
  24.  

    Made an honest man of me.

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 16 replies
    • 911 views
  25.  

    Predictive text thread.

    By SwimModSponges, in Free-For-All

    • 3 replies
    • 513 views
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