SwimModSponges

I have no excuse.

Look at this fancy guy with his weed and his pool.

Ghosts are bunk.

She'll probably just post the picture of me climbing onto a chair to kill a spider that was in the corner of our bedroom one night. I was naked and my balls were all kinds of dangling.

We got new sheets a few weeks back- they're microfiber and very soft.

Dr. Girlfriend is going to be mad i posted this probably, but she wanted to know the statr of a pimple on her back.

Not allowed to ride in an SUV because they were top heavy and would roll over and kill me. "Need a ride home?" "Sorry, can't. that's an SUV."

Just got an ad for custom inflatables.

How is that Nunes memo working out for @Ginguy?

I've gotten several telling me to go buy guns.

When riding bikes, we had to go the opposite way of traffic. Because if you're biking and a car is behind you and they don't see you, you will be hit. If you're going the opposite way, you will be able to see the cars coming.

So a zookeeper is having all kinds of trouble making his dolphins behave. He talked to a zookeeper across town who said he had dealt with the exact same problem. To calm the dolphins, the older zookeeper had put some seagull hatchlings into the water with them. So the zookeeper goes back to the aviary at his zoo and picks up a handful of baby seagulls. Rather than taking the long way back to the dolphin tank, the zookeeper decided to take a shortcut through the lion exhibit as it was early afternoon and the cats (having just been fed) would be laying in the sun, paying too much attention to licking themselves to notice him walking past. The whole thing was going great until he was immediately arrested and charged with transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immoral porpoises.* *I can't take credit for this joke, I read it on the internet like 17 years ago

Maybe she threw down with bobby flay.

she ate a whole lot of punches? Gotta teach that kid to dodge.

Did she win? How bad did she get roughed up? How bad did she rough up the other kid? Details.

Self portrait in blue:

... goddamn it.

But theres no way to order a full compliment of any of the samples. Its like getting a box full of random paint swatches and not being able to get a full can of paint. Infuriating.

2 free burgers. Then i got a ton of coupons ive been using since.

The amount of electricity wasted in this thread makes me sad.

Go to Madison, go to Appleton, go to Rhinelander, go to fucking Packwaukee for all I care. Don't go to Milwuakee.

Don't go to Milwaukee. Nothing good happens in Milwaukee.

Fuck no. Girlfriend used to. First night I stayed at her place, it was a DVD of the Big Bang Theory. Get through all the episodes and it jumps back to the main menu. All night, laying awake,"Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then 13 trillion years ago expansion started wait- Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then 13 trillion years ago expansion started wait- Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then 13 trillion years ago expansion started wait- Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then 13 trillion years ago expansion started wait- Our whole..." Bad shit. Baaad shit.