nameraka

i've been in prison. it was a cakewalk. they made the mistake of underestimating me by thinking they could just take my weapons. the fools had no idea they were dealing with a level 70 battle mage/ werewolf. idiots.

It's upset because you keep using the infinitive forms of verbs unnecessarily.

*Facepalm*

I had somehow managed to block that part of the film out. Thanks for reminding me.

*puts fingers in ears while you speak*

meh. she's no Hope Sandoval.

how do you feel about the velvet underground?

my first thought here went to bovine insemination. i have no idea why.

ooh, wait. i'm a distant cousin of kevin costner. no. no, that's not really interesting... i'm a pretty decent shot with a recurve bow? jesus. this feel's like i'm reaching here...

At work?

Ok. That is surprising...

😮

No. No that totally makes sense. This is why I’ll never let them make a hologram out of me.

Yeah. I totally saw that coming...

-nt

In china

You didn’t wish for more wishes? always wish for more wishes...

the most interesting thing about me is that there is not a single interesting thing about me.

I can recommend a good butcher.

am i doing it right?

idk. prolly.

BOOOOOOOORED!!! 💀

i love it when people justify things by saying "god wanted it to happen." okay... but why? why would god specifically want that to happen?

you don't. you die.