nameraka

So unnecessary...😐

Whether or not I've had sex is purely a matter of point of view...

What does the + stand for?

I'm already in the dark brotherhood. Is dual membership allowed?

Getting picked usually implies you’re uninformed, have no strong opinions, and aren’t smart enough to get out of it.

my favorite: sexual harassment is funny.

is that... like a sex thing?

Sorry for your loss.

Yeah. I knew that. I was just checking to see if you were paying attention...

*bites head off lizard* Anyone?? 😶

https://www.sciencealert.com/earth-s-hidden-innermost-core-hints-at-an-even-more-dramatic-planet-history and what the fuck did you put there?

The magicians.

I'm sorry. Did you just assume my species? 😶

I'm sorry for making all that covid and giving it to all of those people. Clearly, I didn't think things through. Won't happen again. Really. Very sorry. *Slinks away.*

thanks autocorrect. i was just trying to tell my wife that i "got kale" at the store. now she thinks i'm taking superman up the ass. 😶

Wait... you mean the thing with the thing? pretty sure that’s illegal in my state.

I hate change.

Racist

you're repressing me with your patriarchal language.

have you seen the one where they encounter an alien but some kind of miscommunication or missing context results in conflict that can only be resolved through the contribution of an unlikely member of the crew? that's my favorite.

let's call it what it is. hawthorne is a bloody snooze.

yes. but it hasn't been discovered yet.

The owls are not what they seem.

Jesus. He was still alive?

Do you also go to roller derby looking for enlightened, intellectual conversation?