nameraka

The taste of fosters is my go to memory when I'm fighting alcohol cravings. Carbonated piss in a can. So good.

Content is content.

Gay aliens and I'm onboard. Gray aliens, not so much.

I know the feeling. Baby humans are also ridiculously overpriced, even if you’re just using them for parts.

i didn't say i was Groot. i said "i am groot," which as we all know, has a completely different meaning.

I’d rather call you Al.

i really mean this btw.

I got you this trophy.

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I mean, I don't really want to have sexual relations with any of these people, but you do you. No judgement here.

Steve

the dream is dead guys. https://pagesix.com/2021/06/11/kanye-west-unfollows-kim-kardashian-and-sisters-on-twitter/

Ok. *Remains it for all eternity*

1. social distancing you fuckers are nasty and frankly 6 feet of distance is closer than i'd like you to get. we should make that shit permanent. 2. people not being able to tell from my facial expressions how much of an asshat i think they are.

this is from David Lynch's "What did Jack do?" which is actually a really cool little short film. couldn't find the whole film.

that is... random.

Yeah. Me too. oh. By here you mean the board.

Yeah, I have no idea what you just said there.

yes. but we don't want to do it. ever.