nameraka

apparently i'm a left leaning libertarian, but i could have told you that without the silly test.

personal experience has taught me that being nice to people is largely an invitation to get shat on. i'm polite to everyone, but i'm only nice to people who deserve it.

for those of you who haven't seen it. it's a japanese mockumentary about a down on his luck giant superhero i think i posted this once on the old boards. this is the final fight scene. it's the weirdest part of a weird ass film you owe it to yourself to see this movie once in your life.

crazy pats just traded Brisset to the colts for phillip dorsett. guess that takes care of the edelman problem... http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/20546991/new-england-patriots-trade-jacoby-brissett-indianapolis-colts-phillip-dorsett

are you trying to say you're better than me?

screw this. from now on i cook everything on a spit over an open flame as god intended.

i bought this cheap non-stick skillet (because sometimes i can't be bothered to clean cast iron) and it doesn't heat worth a damn. seriously, like 5 minutes on high and the cooking oil isn't even hot. no idea what it's made of, but it says made in turkey on the bottom. goddamn it turkey, your kitchenware blows!

Noticed it earlier today and was thinking about it. Maybe tomorrow...

time to fatten that goose. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michaelmas#Celebration

jets trade sheldon richardson to seattle. and the fire sale continues... http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000838619/article/jets-trade-richardson-to-seahawks-acquire-kearse?campaign=tw-nf-sf110939030-sf110939030&sf110939030=1&utm_source=google.com&utm_medium=referral

if i drank all night, i'd need a vacation to recover from my vacation.

no you buy ticket like everyone else!

no think post good now. you go way sleep.

until the end

what? y'all are smart. you should know that.

is it possible to get butt pregnant?

unless it ends differently, i don't really see the point.

is it... danger?

you don't want it now. how do you think i made bologna out of steve?

2 ounces dark rum 1 1/2 ounces white rum 2 ounces freshly squeezed orange juice 1 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice 1 ounce passion fruit syrup 1 teaspoon grenadine syrup Orange wheel, for garnishing

it's steve i call it that because it's made from steve steve couldn't keep his mouth shut how does it feel to be bologna steve?

dark. a bit on the bitter side. and chasing down a shot of irish whisky.

no. but i was pretty drunk last year.

i'm only doing this out of spite at this point.