nameraka

i don't know about any of this. i have a lot of cheese in my refrigerator. would that have anything to do with it?

yes, yes, but that doesn't explain why it's so hot during the day...

and none of this earth's axis during the summer months bullshit. i want the real reason...

yes. i have both. i like both. the dog is more fun; the cat is more laid back.

or... you could do it for me?

yeah. i originally got my dog from a "shelter" that was run by animal control in a county where they could only afford to keep them alive for a week. it was pretty fucking terrible, hence my reluctance to call them. i suppose i could break down and try talking to my neighbors about their dog. real live human interaction, though... gross...

pretty much my read as well. he's more skittish than anything else. i'm not worried about my safety, but once or twice he's gotten way too close to my dog, and sometimes skittish dogs can be unpredictable. i really don't want to call animal control, but i'm also not about to let something happen to my dog.

on my next door neighbors who let their dog run free around the neighborhood, especially at night. i'm mostly afraid that he's going to get into it with my dog when i'm putting him in the car to go to the park or something. he isn't what i'd call aggressive, but he's high strung and territorial. (and his territory seems to extend to my front yard) so far i've managed to keep them apart, but he's gotten closer than i'm comfortable with a couple of times, and he really shouldn't be in my yard at all. the trade off is, of course, pissing off the neighbors if they find out who did it. i'm also concerned that he might end up being euthanized or something.

i like tapioca... that's the one that kinda looks like spunk right?

wasn't going to drink tonight... but sometimes you just have to suck it up and do what you have to do. seriously though, this sucks.

yeah. i'm getting that way. i have to go to the store like 3 times a week because i keep forgetting things. i could make a list, i suppose, but it's right up the street anyway and I'd probably forget where i put the list.

i am fucking old. now what the fuck is this place and what happened to the ASMB?

like so dumb, it's hard to convince people you weren't drunk. i rear ended a stationary police cruiser who had pulled someone else over. to be fair, he'd parked on the other side of a mostly blind curve with half the rear of the car in the road. i looked down for a second to mess with the radio and... yeah.

i was going to say no anyway. it's really more the principle of the thing.

when they say, "we'll call you on Monday to let you know one way or the other." why the fuck do people even say this? i knew when she said it, it was bullshit. nobody ever calls...

this is good, but i'm not seeing any 80's stripper music

as a card carrying member of the national socialist grammar police, i'm firmly against you. very firmly against you.

but i came here to jam.

someone stop me... ohno

oh... oh god... :::

in hindsight this is kind of offensive. :robot(