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this is steve. steve is an ass. this is what being around steve does to people.

felicity jones i think it's the overbite... thought if she's too conventionally attractive, i will admit to having a bit of a thing for snl alum vanessa bayer. yeah, i don't really have an explanation for that one.

everything bagel chips. flat this is another one that i really wanted to like. great idea, and a personal favorite of mine. i also thought that in theory this would translate well to a chip. and in theory it might, but in reality it doesn't. the biggest problem here is the lack of a distinctive flavor profile. i expected notes of caraway, sesame, and garlic. instead this came off more like an underseasoned sour cream and onion chip with a few obvious poppy seeds sprinkled on for show. the problem here wasn't so much that they missed the flavor profile altogether as that it didn't come through strongly enough. again, disappointing. i'm holding out hope that the crispy taco flavor can redeem this years batch. 5/10

fried green tomatoes. ruffled. i wanted to like this one as fgt are a favorite of mine, but a big part of that is the textural difference of an unripened tomato and it can't be replicated in a chip. the flavor profile was overwhelmingly tomato. if i'd tasted this blind, i would have assumed it was ketchup flavored. extremely disappointing, especially given the originality of the concept. the only good thing i can say here is that it would have been worse on a flat (as opposed to ruffled) chip. i'm also a bit biased as this was a home town entry. 4/10 one of the weaker entries in recent years.

Ficciones- Jorge Louis Borges

matthew stafford just became the highest paid player in the sport. i mean, i get it. you have to pay the qb and he's a legit talent, but still. he hasn't won shit. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2617446-matthew-stafford-lions-agree-on-contract-to-make-qb-highest-paid-player-in-nfl

someone's got to win, right?

that's what this song is about, right?

the problem with being sober is that you tend to remember things.

i was thinking about watching to see if hate it as much as i hated the anime.

also, the first episode of Lost aired 13 years ago next month.

that's no myth.

i recently returned to teaching part time at the local community college. it occurred to me yesterday that this is the last class of incoming freshman who were born in the 90's. fuck i'm old...

moar incest.

yeah. okay. ask missandei to stick around though. i might need someone fluent in the common tongue.

take that you naughty person. http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20170823-the-true-story-behind-englands-tea-obsession

i'm married to someone 4 years younger than me, but to be fair, she hit on me first.

that looks like would be tough to pass.

yup. the first thought wasn't nearly as depressing.

and i ran to the internet to share it with you people. i just had two really depressing thoughts.

just remember Do not use if you have bloody or black stools. that part is very important.

fuck you.

bacon is cheating. lately i've been doing chorizo with my eggs which is amazing. also livermush is an old favorite. what are you clogging your arteries with?

i saw the pilot when it aired. didn't like it as much as the old live action with Patrick Warburton, but i thought it had potential. i particularly liked that it was trending a bit darker. anyone watching yet?