nameraka

Noticed it earlier today and was thinking about it. Maybe tomorrow...

time to fatten that goose. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michaelmas#Celebration

jets trade sheldon richardson to seattle. and the fire sale continues... http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000838619/article/jets-trade-richardson-to-seahawks-acquire-kearse?campaign=tw-nf-sf110939030-sf110939030&sf110939030=1&utm_source=google.com&utm_medium=referral

if i drank all night, i'd need a vacation to recover from my vacation.

no you buy ticket like everyone else!

no think post good now. you go way sleep.

until the end

what? y'all are smart. you should know that.

is it possible to get butt pregnant?

unless it ends differently, i don't really see the point.

is it... danger?

you don't want it now. how do you think i made bologna out of steve?

2 ounces dark rum 1 1/2 ounces white rum 2 ounces freshly squeezed orange juice 1 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice 1 ounce passion fruit syrup 1 teaspoon grenadine syrup Orange wheel, for garnishing

it's steve i call it that because it's made from steve steve couldn't keep his mouth shut how does it feel to be bologna steve?

dark. a bit on the bitter side. and chasing down a shot of irish whisky.

no. but i was pretty drunk last year.

i'm only doing this out of spite at this point.

this is steve. steve is an ass. this is what being around steve does to people.

felicity jones i think it's the overbite... thought if she's too conventionally attractive, i will admit to having a bit of a thing for snl alum vanessa bayer. yeah, i don't really have an explanation for that one.

everything bagel chips. flat this is another one that i really wanted to like. great idea, and a personal favorite of mine. i also thought that in theory this would translate well to a chip. and in theory it might, but in reality it doesn't. the biggest problem here is the lack of a distinctive flavor profile. i expected notes of caraway, sesame, and garlic. instead this came off more like an underseasoned sour cream and onion chip with a few obvious poppy seeds sprinkled on for show. the problem here wasn't so much that they missed the flavor profile altogether as that it didn't come through strongly enough. again, disappointing. i'm holding out hope that the crispy taco flavor can redeem this years batch. 5/10

fried green tomatoes. ruffled. i wanted to like this one as fgt are a favorite of mine, but a big part of that is the textural difference of an unripened tomato and it can't be replicated in a chip. the flavor profile was overwhelmingly tomato. if i'd tasted this blind, i would have assumed it was ketchup flavored. extremely disappointing, especially given the originality of the concept. the only good thing i can say here is that it would have been worse on a flat (as opposed to ruffled) chip. i'm also a bit biased as this was a home town entry. 4/10 one of the weaker entries in recent years.

Ficciones- Jorge Louis Borges

matthew stafford just became the highest paid player in the sport. i mean, i get it. you have to pay the qb and he's a legit talent, but still. he hasn't won shit. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2617446-matthew-stafford-lions-agree-on-contract-to-make-qb-highest-paid-player-in-nfl